[Cowboy1600]

Originally Posted by ratter

I think we have another one who thinks a SS Commodore is a big hp car

Hahahaha......true...

[Cowboy1600]

I wish my mate still had his 323, Now that woulda changed their opinion. 200rwhp on a car weighing about 740kg's (after we gutted the interior) Or the sow, a 400+hp hz munroe, or the red rocket 300+hp VC, or....i could go on turbo 1600, stroked 1600, turbo 180b, series 2 BA XR8, a few hottie rexs, fak ive driven some stinky hots cars series 6 13b turbo in a rx7 series 2 with a locked rear end, that thing was nuts......the list is loong!!!

[matt232]

Didn't think it was possible Will, but I think between the two of them I'm even more bored now......

[Cowboy1600]

Originally Posted by matt232

Didn't think it was possible Will, but I think between the two of them I'm even more bored now......

You drive an astra, no wonder you dont like cars

[Zop]

Originally Posted by ratter

2900 goes to ratter

[ratter]

Originally Posted by Cowboy1600

You drive an astra, no wonder you dont like cars

Isn't an astra a girls car

[ratter]

Originally Posted by matt232

Didn't think it was possible Will, but I think between the two of them I'm even more bored now......

I wonder if you'd be bored if I took you for a spin in my fairlane, spinning tyres in 2 nd or 3rd at legal speed limits taking up the whole road

I reckon you'd be crying like a baby and grabbing for the roll cage while trying to prey

[matt232]

Originally Posted by ratter

Isn't an astra a girls car

Wondered why you'd been giving me those longing looks.....

[matt232]

Originally Posted by ratter

I wonder if you'd be bored if I took you for a spin in my fairlane, spinning tyres in 2 nd or 3rd at legal speed limits taking up the whole road

I reckon you'd be crying like a baby and grabbing for the roll cage while trying to prey

*Resorts to petty nit picking*

I guess I could purch off the roll cage some how ready to strike........Owwww, you meant pray...my mistake.

[matt232]

Originally Posted by Cowboy1600

You drive an astra, no wonder you dont like cars

With all that 1.8 litre grunt....whats not to like.

[Bacchus]

For those Aussies that give a **** or, conversely, are worried about my impending Oz citizenship here is the latest. I finally got my/our 60 page packet of documents off to the Oz Embassy in Washington, DC a couple and an half weeks ago, and had a reply 5 days later. I have already been assigned a "case" manager ('cause I really am a "case" - be warned). Now the wait begins! Be warned again, ya phucking wankers!!!

[RPinOZ]

Good news Bacci. The ball is rolling.

[Bacchus]

Thanks so much, RP! Much appreciated!! I just wanna be with my soul mate...

[Cowboy1600]

Originally Posted by Bacchus

For those Aussies that give a **** or, conversely, are worried about my impending Oz citizenship here is the latest. I finally got my/our 60 page packet of documents off to the Oz Embassy in Washington, DC a couple and an half weeks ago, and had a reply 5 days later. I have already been assigned a "case" manager ('cause I really am a "case" - be warned). Now the wait begins! Be warned again, ya phucking wankers!!!

Nooooooo......but i left numerous messges and amanda vanstones answering machine!!! How could this be??!!

Looks like ill have to call that fat slag again

BTW Baccy, tick villawood. Way better facilities than baxter Whats that? dont understand? You will

[Cowboy1600]

Originally Posted by ratter

Isn't an astra a girls car

What I refer to as a hairdressers car

So matts either a girl, or a poof

[Will]

You know Bacchy to gurantee it you just have to pork (no pun intended) Amanda Vanstone, your so small though you probably won't be able to get out of the fold

Actually come over illegally and we can put you in prison...no wait they won't do that your white (oh yeah the political sarcasm, boo ya!)

[Will]

Theres a sign in the front door of Schappele Corby's beauty parlour, it reads "back in 20"

[Will]

A new fragrence has just been released last week, it's called conviction- by schappelle

[Will]

Victa have brought out a new lawn mower called the Corby. It holds 4 kilos of grass and has a 20 year warranty

[matt232]

Originally Posted by Bacchus

Thanks so much, RP! Much appreciated!! I just wanna be with my soul mate...

I though she picked you out of MailOrderHusband.com?

[Will]

[Cowboy1600]

Originally Posted by Will

Dude, those are like so yesterday.

[matt232]

Originally Posted by Will

Victa have brought out a new lawn mower called the Corby. It holds 4 kilos of grass and has a 20 year warranty

[matt232]

Originally Posted by Cowboy1600

Dude, those are like so yesterday.

I've only previously heard the first one.

[matt232]

Originally Posted by Cowboy1600

What I refer to as a hairdressers car

So matts either a girl, or a poof

Its pretty obvious now...you just want to get in my pants, any way you can.

[Cowboy1600]

Originally Posted by matt232

Its pretty obvious now...you just want to get in my pants, any way you can.

Only so I can blag a ride 'o the blade

And I could had you by now.....but im spoken for

[matt232]

Originally Posted by Cowboy1600

Nooooooo......but i left numerous messges and amanda vanstones answering machine!!! How could this be??!!

Looks like ill have to call that fat slag again

BTW Baccy, tick villawood. Way better facilities than baxter Whats that? dont understand? You will

Interesting how you have her number and she doesn't return the calls. A past relationship you want to own up to.....you didn't ride the wave did you?

Baccy forget the paper work just hope on a fishing boat from indonesia and trek across through the outback from north of Broome to Adelaide, its probably going to be easier.