[NIK0]

Hey all!

I'm from Toronto and new to this site......thought since there are quite a few of you Torontonians/Ontarians here, then why not arrange a meet one of these evenings. I want this season to be different from all my days in biking. Would really llike to see a big group put together this year, keeping out all the snotty know-it-alls. It's all about the ride and meeting new people, not attitudes and "I can hold a wheelie longer than you!"
It's nice when you have a solid group that you not only ride with but also help each other out thru hook ups, tips and pointers, etc....


Your thoughts?

NIK0

HONDA JOKE:

Mr Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to Heaven for judgement. At the gates, St Peter told Mr Honda "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him. St Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?" he asked. God said "Ah, yes!" "Well" said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention; 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front end protrusion 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust 5. The monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous And I don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs!" "Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God "hold on". God went to his celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results. After a moment god said, "Well it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours!"