Think I've told this story before, but I'll tell it again for the hell of it.
This is a true story. My cousin at a motorcycle dealership outside waiting for something. A guy on a Ducati Monster rides up. He gets the service manager and starts complaining about some oil leaking out of his bike. My cousin then talks to him; "Mr. Ducati Monster" promptly starts bashing the Japanese bikes. His statement is, "Japanese bikes have no soul, Ducati motorcycles have soul". My cousin then says, "Yeah, watch out...Some of your soul is leaking all over the asphalt!"
