Cure for bad drivers

929hit · 09-25-2004, 12:42 PM

lol, nice.... ima go do that right now...

sheepofblue · 09-25-2004, 12:52 PM

DISCLAIMER: Don't do this!

Back in my younger days we had a friend that used to carry bad plugs in his pocket. When a car/truck did the nasty he would get back in front and give them an over the shoulder present.

firedawgon929 · 09-25-2004, 1:35 PM

ball bearings work too.

BDA116 · 09-25-2004, 1:38 PM

As do glass marbles. Plus, they shatter - leaving very little evidence.
At least that's what I heard.

CBR929RE · 09-25-2004, 2:03 PM

I'm gonna carry some popcorn and throw that at them just to watch them freak out

deez · 09-25-2004, 2:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BDA116

As do glass marbles. Plus, they shatter - leaving very little evidence.
At least that's what I heard.

Don't give me any more ideas bro, believe me, they could be put to use on a daily basis here.

nhfirefighter13 · 09-25-2004, 3:43 PM

Marbles are the best....or so I've been told.

Bacchus · 09-25-2004, 7:04 PM

Pfffttt - popcorn?! If you're seriously pissed, get serious...

CBR929RE · 09-25-2004, 7:08 PM

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Pfffttt - popcorn?! If you're seriously pissed, get serious...

well I'm just trying to **** with the bad drivers not take drastic measure to get rid of them but I suppose any way you get rid of them is a good way.

l'timbré · 09-25-2004, 7:58 PM

I personaly prefer gravel, it is more ecologic, I always have a couple in my pockets and use them when I get a cigarette from a car, or for an emergency.

cbr99xx · 09-25-2004, 8:38 PM

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I personaly prefer gravel, it is more ecologic, I always have a couple in my pockets and use them when I get a cigarette from a car, or for an emergency.

I had to follow a guy for miles on a two lane road, in heavy traffic (couldn't pass), while he was eating boiled peanuts (a southern delicacy

), throwing the wet slimy shells out the window. I know he saw me; we made eye contact in his rear view several times, bastid.

Bacchus · 09-25-2004, 8:45 PM

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Originally Posted by cbr99xx

I had to follow a guy for miles on a two lane road, in heavy traffic (couldn't pass), while he was eating boiled peanuts (a southern delicacy

), throwing the wet slimy shells out the window. I know he saw me; we made eye contact in his rear view several times, bastid.

Annnnnnnnnnnd, your comeback was...? Surely you inflicted some sort of evil on him.

cbr99xx · 09-25-2004, 8:55 PM

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Annnnnnnnnnnd, your comeback was...? Surely you inflicted some sort of evil on him.

As I recall, I (eventually) gave him the passive aggressive 'quick pass including the close return to the proper lane' maneuver.

l'timbré · 09-25-2004, 9:31 PM

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As I recall, I (eventually) gave him the passive aggressive 'quick pass including the close return to the proper lane' maneuver.

That is good behavior, but it makes me beat up my pillow at night crying just before trowing myself on the flor in the featal position, I gess I have refraind agressiveness inside.

cbr99xx · 09-25-2004, 10:10 PM

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That is good behavior, but it makes me beat up my pillow at night crying just before trowing myself on the flor in the featal position, I gess I have refraind agressiveness inside.

Yeah... It's hard to hold it in but you have to understand, around here, you might be bringing a rock to a gun fight.

l'timbré · 09-25-2004, 11:55 PM

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Yeah... It's hard to hold it in but you have to understand, around here, you might be bringing a rock to a gun fight.

Ok got to go buy a gun then

Just kidding, besides you get to be a squid fo 2 sec while passing the mofo, that's good enaugh for me.

EDDIE110171 · 09-25-2004, 11:57 PM

Isn't that Chain's new avatar?

ND4SPD · 09-25-2004, 11:57 PM

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Yeah... It's hard to hold it in but you have to understand, around here, you might be bringing a rock to a gun fight.

Just make them think your gun is bigger

Cowboy1600 · 09-26-2004, 12:20 AM

I find a water pistol full of brake fluid makes me feel a whooooole lot better

Just get in their blind spot for a second....*squirt squirt* take off laughing to yourself!!!

sheepofblue · 09-26-2004, 12:21 AM

You must understand people he is in the south where holding the door for ladies, letting people merge, saying please and being civil are popular. Oh and there is one town in Georgia where gun ownership is the law (we just assume you would have 2 or 3 in AL without a law)

CBR929RE · 09-26-2004, 10:24 AM

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I find a water pistol full of brake fluid makes me feel a whooooole lot better

Just get in their blind spot for a second....*squirt squirt* take off laughing to yourself!!!

nice dude. brake fluid is awesome. if its there long enough to eat away at the paint and get to the metal then you won't be able to repaint it either.

sheepofblue · 09-26-2004, 10:30 AM

OK enough fun. I just ride on since life is to short to hang with or dwell on losers. It is better to find a nice road than revenge someone to clueless to get it. (Although I do WANT a cell phone jammer)