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Old 05-08-2006, 8:20 PM
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ok, this drunk biker jokes good!!

ok, so a drunk biker is riding through town weaving violently across the road, an officer on patrol see this and performs the traffic stop. an irish cop walks up to him and asked "sir, where have you been?" the biker said "i've been at the pub" in a slurred speach. "well" says the officer "looks like you had quite a few huh?" " i sure did pretty good" stated the biker with a grin. "sir did you know your wife fell off the back of your bike a few intersections back??" "oh thank heavens" said the biker " for a minute i thought i was going deaf"


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Re: ok, this drunk biker jokes good!!

While i don't condone drinkin and drivin', that chit was funny.

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Old 06-08-2006, 6:57 PM
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Good one!
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Re: ok, this drunk biker jokes good!!

sorry. explain this to me. I don't get it. Maybe I have had to much vodka this evening.
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Re: ok, this drunk biker jokes good!!

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sorry. explain this to me. I don't get it. Maybe I have had to much vodka this evening.
His wife was making a lot of dayum noise, when she fell off he thought we was going deaf but was relieved to find his hearing ok. He clearly didn't care about his complaining wifie.
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