Whats hacked you off today?

jazzy · 07-15-2009, 3:00 PM

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Originally Posted by LoopyLee

You could always 'try' and sell your body Jazzy....................

YEAH I thought of doing that...from the inside out like....Spleen, Kidneys, Lungs etc but someone dashed my hopes of a quick money earner by suggesting that it might not be in my best health interests as I could end up dying

Well you can imagine how gutted I was to hear this as I was looking forward to some extra cash.......

StrumminRonin · 07-15-2009, 4:07 PM

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Originally Posted by LoopyLee

You could always 'try' and sell your body Jazzy....................

Charge people for getting to punch you?

shakey1378 · 07-15-2009, 4:38 PM

sitting at my desk a hardley ableson rolls by 2up. dad wearing a non dot brain bucket shorts, t shirt, tennis shoes...

and his 10-12yr old with a oversized full face and shorts, t shirt, and tennis shoes.

cant say much to someone who puts they're own arse in danger but leave the kid at home jacka$$!

sidmarklong · 07-15-2009, 7:38 PM

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Originally Posted by StrumminRonin

Charge people for getting to punch you?

oooooooooh!!!!!! ouch.....

Surffrog · 07-16-2009, 4:00 AM

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Originally Posted by macca9540

Flying ants are brilliant when they get in your eye as well. Stings like soap or shampoo.

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Originally Posted by skorpia

are midges what we call nats/no-see-ums here in the states?

Yes, that's exactly what they are.

Bucko@buck88.ka · 07-16-2009, 7:35 AM

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Originally Posted by LoopyLee

You could always 'try' and sell your body Jazzy....................

Or hire yourself out as a human bouncy castle !

LoopyLee · 07-16-2009, 12:41 PM

Having to do a sedate 70 on the motorway on the way home because there were flippin police cars practically everywhere I looked

setanta · 07-16-2009, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by LoopyLee

Having to do a sedate 70 on the motorway on the way home because there were flippin police cars practically everywhere I looked

oh my are you saying you would break the law young woman

LoopyLee · 07-16-2009, 1:08 PM

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Originally Posted by setanta

oh my are you saying you would break the law young woman

Who me?????? Never

BUT.......... Seeing as I was taught to stay with the flow of traffic, it's not my fault if the cars around me are doing more than 70 and I have to keep up with them now, is it?

setanta · 07-16-2009, 2:00 PM

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Originally Posted by LoopyLee

Who me?????? Never

BUT.......... Seeing as I was taught to stay with the flow of traffic, it's not my fault if the cars around me are doing more than 70 and I have to keep up with them now, is it?

Very true dont want someone coming up and rearending you

SSB would be furious

Now that I have time for a wee spin it looks like the heavens are about to open

macca9540 · 07-16-2009, 4:57 PM

It's been fine all week and now the weekends here it's raining, typical.

And I had to get 4 stitches in my hand after I lost an argument with my knife.

Probably would'nt get a glove on any way.

macca9540 · 07-16-2009, 5:07 PM

The day just gets better. I put orange juice in my cuppa instead of milk. I'ts goning to be one of those days I think.

Sideshow bob · 07-16-2009, 5:31 PM

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Originally Posted by macca9540

It's been fine all week and now the weekends here it's raining, typical.

And I had to get 4 stitches in my hand after I lost an argument with my knife.

Probably would'nt get a glove on any way.

Why are you stabing yourself??

is the weather that depressing

macca9540 · 07-16-2009, 5:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

Why are you stabing yourself??

is the weather that depressing

LOL! Nah, it was the old new blade in the knife trick and it cut a little better, and faster, and deeper, and..........

LoopyLee · 07-16-2009, 6:10 PM

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Originally Posted by macca9540

LOL! Nah, it was the old new blade in the knife trick and it cut a little better, and faster, and deeper, and..........

oops... Here's a

to make it better

setanta · 07-16-2009, 7:57 PM

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Originally Posted by macca9540

It's been fine all week and now the weekends here it's raining, typical.

And I had to get 4 stitches in my hand after I lost an argument with my knife.

Probably would'nt get a glove on any way.

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Originally Posted by macca9540

The day just gets better. I put orange juice in my cuppa instead of milk. I'ts goning to be one of those days I think.

Oh boy its a day for bed and beer for you I think

sidmarklong · 07-16-2009, 11:36 PM

I am away from my Blade. Me on the West coast, FireBlade is on the East coast. No, I didnt forget to bring it along. I just aint muscley enough to pack it as a carry on luggage, for the flight

. I had to leave it. Finally it has hit me, now I am slightly off

. I do not get any comfort from Mommy for this.
Just a bad case of the shakes in my throttle hand, wich leaves me very hacked off.

StrumminRonin · 07-17-2009, 4:08 AM

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Originally Posted by setanta

Oh boy its a day for bed and beer for you I think

I agree. Some days you ARE better off staying in the house.

macca9540 · 07-17-2009, 5:06 AM

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Originally Posted by LoopyLee

oops... Here's a

to make it better

Tah Loopy, You'd look good in a nurses uniform to.

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Originally Posted by setanta

Oh boy its a day for bed and beer for you I think

Sounds good to me mate.

Now all I've got to do is find someone to join me.

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Originally Posted by StrumminRonin

I agree. Some days you ARE better off staying in the house.

I'll second that one Strummin

. The only plus side is it's Friday and I can get a few into me tonight

.

Bucko@buck88.ka · 07-17-2009, 6:21 AM

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Originally Posted by macca9540

The day just gets better. I put orange juice in my cuppa instead of milk. I'ts goning to be one of those days I think.

Could be worse my mate picked up his Anusol instead of his toothpaste ! How we laughed

jazzy · 07-17-2009, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucko@buck88.ka

Or hire yourself out as a human bouncy castle !

I'll have you know I USED to resemble that remark !!

Bucko@buck88.ka · 07-17-2009, 2:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jazzy

I'll have you know I USED to resemble that remark !!

vville123 · 07-17-2009, 4:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sidmarklong

I am away from my Blade. Me on the West coast, FireBlade is on the East coast. No, I didnt forget to bring it along. I just aint muscley enough to pack it as a carry on luggage, for the flight

. I had to leave it. Finally it has hit me, now I am slightly off

. I do not get any comfort from Mommy for this.
Just a bad case of the shakes in my throttle hand, wich leaves me very hacked off.

West Coast EH? You don't happen to be with Skorpia do you?

Is this a Fireblade love connection I see?

macca9540 · 07-17-2009, 6:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucko@buck88.ka

Could be worse my mate picked up his Anusol instead of his toothpaste ! How we laughed

Did his mouth go round, brown and puckered?

Bucko@buck88.ka · 07-18-2009, 4:10 AM

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Originally Posted by macca9540

Did his mouth go round, brown and puckered?

His mouth certainly puckered !

macca9540 · 07-18-2009, 5:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucko@buck88.ka

His mouth certainly puckered !

His freckle would of done more than that if he used toothpast on the Farmer Jiles.

Bucko@buck88.ka · 07-18-2009, 5:34 AM

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Originally Posted by macca9540

His freckle would of done more than that if he used toothpast on the Farmer Jiles.

Funny you should mention his farmers, after he was diagnosed with chronic anal fissures he started to be very careful with his ass using baby wipes and the likes to ease his suffering ! Any how one day instead of picking up the baby wipes he picked up some bleach infused floor wipes (very similar packaging) and wiped away ! I heard him scream from 2 streets away. How we laughed !

macca9540 · 07-18-2009, 5:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucko@buck88.ka

Funny you should mention his farmers, after he was diagnosed with chronic anal fissures he started to be very careful with his ass using baby wipes and the likes to ease his suffering ! Any how one day instead of picking up the baby wipes he picked up some bleach infused floor wipes (very similar packaging) and wiped away ! I heard him scream from 2 streets away. How we laughed !

I bet he checks every thing from then on.

I made the mistake of taking a wizz after rubbing Tiger Balm into the wifes sore back without washing my hands

. Once bitten, twice shy.

Bucko@buck88.ka · 07-18-2009, 6:11 AM

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Originally Posted by macca9540

I bet he checks every thing from then on.

I made the mistake of taking a wizz after rubbing Tiger Balm into the wifes sore back without washing my hands

. Once bitten, twice shy.

I'll bet

LoopyLee · 07-18-2009, 6:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucko@buck88.ka

Funny you should mention his farmers, after he was diagnosed with chronic anal fissures he started to be very careful with his ass using baby wipes and the likes to ease his suffering ! Any how one day instead of picking up the baby wipes he picked up some bleach infused floor wipes (very similar packaging) and wiped away ! I heard him scream from 2 streets away. How we laughed !

oh my...

my poor sides....

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Originally Posted by macca9540

I bet he checks every thing from then on.

I made the mistake of taking a wizz after rubbing Tiger Balm into the wifes sore back without washing my hands

. Once bitten, twice shy.

can't take the pain of laughing

Sorry Macca, but it is funny