[setanta]

Originally Posted by setanta

Now I need to get fingers and toes out to make sense of that

Found a tape measure, oh she is just a little bit smaller than me , no wonder I think the blade is high, all my tall mates said Id never be able to ride it

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by macca9540

Nah, I think she has her eyes set on a 954, and a bloody brilliant choice I might add. Although she could have the buell as her fighter. Make room in that shed SSSB.

shut up then!!!.... your giving her even more ideas

Originally Posted by setanta

Now I need to get fingers and toes out to make sense of that

Originally Posted by macca9540

Geez Ray, how many have you got.

[setanta]

Originally Posted by setanta

Found a tape measure, oh she is just a little bit smaller than me , no wonder I think the blade is high, all my tall mates said Id never be able to ride it

Feck me Im posting to myself.....oh.....oh...ops

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by setanta

Feck me Im posting to myself.....oh.....oh...ops

that's a bad sign

[macca9540]

Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

shut up then!!!.... your giving her even more ideas

Thats your problem now .

[setanta]

Originally Posted by macca9540

Geez Ray, how many have you got.

Live next to a nuclear power station, what you expect

Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

that's a bad sign

Oh I know

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by macca9540

Thats your problem now .

oh!

[LoopyLee]

Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

shut up then!!!.... your giving her even more ideas

Originally Posted by macca9540

Thats your problem now .

Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

oh!

[setanta]

So you fancy a buell now Loopy, voted the best cornering bike of 2006, you could have so much fun (stirring emoticon)

[jazzy]

Originally Posted by setanta

Feck me Im posting to myself.....oh.....oh...ops

So thats whats hacked you off Setanta....you've lost ya mind !!!! AGAIN !

[setanta]

Originally Posted by jazzy

So thats whats hacked you off Setanta....you've lost ya mind !!!! AGAIN !

slipped out of my nose and then disappeared

[jazzy]

Originally Posted by setanta

slipped out of my nose and then disappeared

Don't you just hate it when that happens !!

[sidmarklong]

Tremors in the corral, and perswaysion's of worste kind. Say no suggestion to the woman lest, you quake the desire and find result. In short, do not say it, if you do not want it. With that, I will shut off the helium, and go back to natural atmospheric air.

[The Gerd]

Not really a hacked me off today as hacked me off this week..

Wednesday:

Brand new Repsol got backed into, dumping her to the pavement causing $3000 worth of damage...asshole who did it drove off.

Then my insurance will cover it, but I have a $1000 deductible.

On Friday I have to go to work, ending my 2 week vacation, while getting ready my alarm goes off so i stand up to turn it off and bang my head into the corner of a cupboard door.

The door gashes my head, causing my head to erupt, blood is everywhere as i panic trying to stop the blood from leaking out of my head.

Since my roommate wasnt home I had to drive myself to the hospital with one hand holding a paper towel to my wound.

Got to the hospital and waited an hour to get seen, and then another hour to get 4 shiny metal staples put in my head.

Then to add insult to injury my friends threw their first pool party at their new place, where the theme was Mardi gras, so there was plenty of drunk naked girls. I was on duty...so this week goes down as the worst in a while.

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by Bucko@buck88.ka

Could be worse my mate picked up his Anusol instead of his toothpaste ! How we laughed

Originally Posted by Bucko@buck88.ka

Funny you should mention his farmers, after he was diagnosed with chronic anal fissures he started to be very careful with his ass using baby wipes and the likes to ease his suffering ! Any how one day instead of picking up the baby wipes he picked up some bleach infused floor wipes (very similar packaging) and wiped away ! I heard him scream from 2 streets away. How we laughed !

You're an evil man Bucko but that is funny

Originally Posted by macca9540

I made the mistake of taking a wizz after rubbing Tiger Balm into the wifes sore back without washing my hands . Once bitten, twice shy.

Made that mistake myself Never again, believe me

Originally Posted by The Gerd

Not really a hacked me off today as hacked me off this week..

Wednesday:

Brand new Repsol got backed into, dumping her to the pavement causing $3000 worth of damage...asshole who did it drove off.

Then my insurance will cover it, but I have a $1000 deductible.

On Friday I have to go to work, ending my 2 week vacation, while getting ready my alarm goes off so i stand up to turn it off and bang my head into the corner of a cupboard door.

The door gashes my head, causing my head to erupt, blood is everywhere as i panic trying to stop the blood from leaking out of my head.

Since my roommate wasnt home I had to drive myself to the hospital with one hand holding a paper towel to my wound.

Got to the hospital and waited an hour to get seen, and then another hour to get 4 shiny metal staples put in my head.

Then to add insult to injury my friends threw their first pool party at their new place, where the theme was Mardi gras, so there was plenty of drunk naked girls. I was on duty...so this week goes down as the worst in a while.

Well, I can see why you're hacked off Hope things get better for ya

[Bucko@buck88.ka]

Originally Posted by Surffrog

You're an evil man Bucko but that is funny

Honest i've a hundred stories about said mate and most are just as bad !

[LoopyLee]

Originally Posted by Surffrog

Made that mistake myself Never again, believe me

Another one

[jazzy]

Originally Posted by The Gerd

Not really a hacked me off today as hacked me off this week..

Wednesday:

Brand new Repsol got backed into, dumping her to the pavement causing $3000 worth of damage...asshole who did it drove off.

Then my insurance will cover it, but I have a $1000 deductible.

On Friday I have to go to work, ending my 2 week vacation, while getting ready my alarm goes off so i stand up to turn it off and bang my head into the corner of a cupboard door.

The door gashes my head, causing my head to erupt, blood is everywhere as i panic trying to stop the blood from leaking out of my head.

Since my roommate wasnt home I had to drive myself to the hospital with one hand holding a paper towel to my wound.

Got to the hospital and waited an hour to get seen, and then another hour to get 4 shiny metal staples put in my head.

Then to add insult to injury my friends threw their first pool party at their new place, where the theme was Mardi gras, so there was plenty of drunk naked girls. I was on duty...so this week goes down as the worst in a while.

How gutting is that Oh well there will be more parties and lots more naked on show for ya, and at least you weren't sat on the bike when the guy backed into youThings can only get better from here on

[jazzy]

My kidneys are giving me stick from Sat nite Must of drunk more than I realised

[setanta]

Get the clear liquid down you

[vex918]

Originally Posted by setanta

Get the clear liquid down you

What.....Gin and Tonic ???? Good idea

[jazzy]

Originally Posted by setanta

Get the clear liquid down you

Been doing loads of the stuff, didn't have a hangover yesterday?????

Originally Posted by vex918

What.....Gin and Tonic ???? Good idea

Thats what got me here in the first place

[vex918]

Originally Posted by jazzy

Thats what got me here in the first place

Serves you right then....looks like a 2 day hangover.... thats assuming you stopped drinking on Saturday night

[jazzy]

Originally Posted by vex918

Serves you right then....looks like a 2 day hangover.... thats assuming you stopped drinking on Saturday night

I didnt go out until 1.30am got to bed around 6.30am and was up and about by 11am, I only thought I'd drunk about 7 bottles of heineken...MAX..maybe I didnt have enough sleep

[vex918]

Originally Posted by jazzy

I didnt go out until 1.30am got to bed around 6.30am and was up and about by 11am, I only thought I'd drunk about 7 bottles of heineken...MAX..maybe I didnt have enough sleep

Good idea to blame it on lack of sleep.....I usually blame a dodgy packet of peanuts Its never the drink

[jazzy]

Originally Posted by vex918

Good idea to blame it on lack of sleep.....I usually blame a dodgy packet of peanuts Its never the drink

[StrumminRonin]

Originally Posted by macca9540

Jac is 160cms tall. Inside leg of 74cms.

Originally Posted by setanta

Now I need to get fingers and toes out to make sense of that

Well, this clarifies it. My inside leg is 28 inches, and so an un-lowered Fireblade is out of the question!

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by jazzy

My kidneys are giving me stick from Sat nite Must of drunk more than I realised

Going by your postings that means you must have drunk one hell of a lot.

Originally Posted by vex918

What.....Gin and Tonic ???? Good idea

Originally Posted by StrumminRonin

Well, this clarifies it. My inside leg is 28 inches, and so an un-lowered Fireblade is out of the question!

Don't worry about it, Strummin. Just lower the bike and ride it. Job done

[LoopyLee]

Looking out of the window first thing and seeing the rain... I'm gonna get soggy going to work

Mind you it looks like my new waterproof gloves are going to get a good road test........

[vex918]

Just fell out my bed and its sunny ...... time to play.....now thats the best way to be hacked off