[ripvanwinkle]

Originally Posted by FTP_929

...You know you're a motorcyclist when the top of your arms are tan and the other side of your arm and hands are pale as hell.

sorry, this goes under the "you know you are a squid/hardley rider when..." thread.
real sportbike riders don't have tans...

[LoopyLee]

You only ever wear your bike jacket..

You love getting bike parts for birthday/christmas presents..

[TattooedGQ]

Originally Posted by ripvanwinkle

sorry, this goes under the "you know you are a squid/hardley rider when..." thread.
real sportbike riders don't have tans...

Agreed!!

[CBR_954_RR]

When you wake up, and dont even shower yet because you know your going to get dirty workin on the bike....

[Bucko@buck88.ka]

when the driver of the car whose just taken you out say's sorry mate i didn't see you !

[Kaeno]

when you crack on your boy when he sleep and snores up to 6th and power down shift to 3rd every now and then. I cant discribe the sound in words.. but was funny as hell that night. Guess you had to be there.

[themidget2k6]

You should be doodling on you paper, but ur drawing your route for your day off.
You spend your spare time washing your bike, even if you havnt ridden it since the last time.
Its more important to get the bugs off your visor than say hi to your girlfriend.
Your jacket smells like an insect barbaque and you still cant see a reason not to wear it out.
Your bike is worth more than your car.
You admire a person the same, whether they ride a 250cc 1982 honda with a sidecar or a thirtytwo thousand custom gixxer.
Youll go down the block to your friends house by taking the highway 30 kms away.

[usafric]

You fall off at the track, break 3 bones in your left foot, stay at the track for the rest of the day, then drive home in a manual shift (OUCH), go to the doc's for a cast, then ask him if he can drill a hole on the left inside part of your cast. When he asks why you reply " How the hell else am I going to change gear with a cast on"

Been there done that at Mallory Park in the UK...

[Natezlvnit]

Originally Posted by blue1000rr

when its nice out and you call into work so that you can ride... then see your boss on the other side of town when he knows you should be working

I worked for a trucking company once. Called in sick one day and went riding. Thought I would be safe out of town. One of the trucks spotted me a little over 90 miles out of town and called in just wondering if it was me. Fired next day. Ironically my boss rode too. Now I have a little under two months of vacation time coming and sometimes when it is real nice outside my boss tells me to leave and go riding.

[ripvanwinkle]

when you're having a hard time getting to sleep so you practice going around the track in your mind instead of thinking of women.

when you're waiting for bones to heal and you regularly consider putting your riding jacket on, just because...

[ripvanwinkle]

Originally Posted by themidget2k6

Your bike is worth more than your car.

good point. also "when you own more motorcycles than cars"?

[FTP_929]

Originally Posted by ripvanwinkle

sorry, this goes under the "you know you are a squid/hardley rider when..." thread.
real sportbike riders don't have tans...

well i wouldnt have that tan if i could find a jacket that fit me,plus theyre too damn hot.

[BIGSEXY954RR]

u know the ups guys name
ur on ebay more than myspace lol
u geta new helmet and wear just ur helmet in the bedroom at night
u try to hide the boxes from ur wifey cuz u baught more bike parts n didnt tel her
u argue with ur girl just so u can leave on ur bike
wen u havent cleaned ur car since winter but ur bikes cleaned and shined
wen u pay more for a helmet than u do for ur car rims

[Desert Blade]

You know your a motorcyclist when your bikes name starts with CBR.....

[dev435]

you know when your a biker cos your wife says are you having a mid life crisis!!!!!

[StrumminRonin]

Originally Posted by FTP_929

well i wouldnt have that tan if i could find a jacket that fit me,plus theyre too damn hot.

Sorry, dude, some skin is worth saving - though I can understand that it's HOT down in FL. Stay safe, brother.

[FTP_929]

Originally Posted by StrumminRonin

Sorry, dude, some skin is worth saving - though I can understand that it's HOT down in FL. Stay safe, brother.

yeah my arm got eaten up a few months ago,id LOVE a jacket i weigh 250 lbs but thanks to my ****ed up spine pushing my ribs out a bit more i have to wear a 6X jacket!, i cant find them anywhere

[datniggalew]

when you rearrange your living living room in the winter to put your bikes inside your one bedroom apartment come to think of it that must be why im single

[fireblade2020]

Originally Posted by BigBassTurd

You give the biker wave when passing a fellow biker and you're in your car.

Did this the other day and my wife was like "Do you know him?!?"

I find myself wanting to do this as well! lol

[bettingpython]

When you while away your workday following roads on google earth to figure out if they are something you want to go ride this upcoming weekend.

[LoopyLee]

Originally Posted by bettingpython

When you while away your workday following roads on google earth to figure out if they are something you want to go ride this upcoming weekend.

I did that to check out the road to the store I got transferred to..

[LoopyLee]

You DON'T own a car..

[LoopyLee]

You know you are a biker when you don't find anything anyone has put on this thread weird, unusual, pointless, or sad.. ... ....

[bettingpython]

Originally Posted by LoopyLee

You DON'T own a car..

Ohhhh I did that for 7 years, tired of riding in subzero temps and snow, I'll keep my cage now thank you.

[LoopyLee]

You are looking to buy a new bike jacket and (I cant believe i just said this) you say "Can't get that one, it wont go with my bike!!!"

[bettingpython]

That or you look for a motorcycle to match your gear so you don't have to buy new gear.

[LoopyLee]

I'm looking for a possible new crash helmet as well.. so its all gotta go together..

Plus I'm having to consider the respray i'm planning as well..