[LoopyLee]

Originally Posted by choekstra17

You know you're a bike (I beg your pardon???) when:

You watch the weather channel religiously to find out if you can take the bike where you are going

when you know where every pothole and dip in the road is in your hometown

I know where all the dips, potholes and sunken manhole covers are to and from work!!!

[nedro]

You know you are a biker when...
You have bloody knuckles from waving at a passing bike....























...while in the drivers seat of your car.

[bonham]

Originally Posted by KONDOR

when you check the weather like crazy , just to see what days you can ride

...when you ride despite the weather.

[bettingpython]

You're driving along in your cage look through the turn lean to the left and bang your knee against the door panel. Guess that'd be on the right for you brits.

[hondaseller]

when traveling light means only socks, underwear, t-shirt that is all...

when the joke, "must be nice to fill up with gas without getting off the bike" almost makes you vomit because you have heard it some many times.

can't ride anywhere without hearing some horrific tale of crushed metal and broken bones from complete strangers.

"bet that's fast" replaces, "how's it going?"

[bettingpython]

When your standard response to the question will it wheelie is to walk away shaking your head in disgust.

[StrumminRonin]

Originally Posted by hondaseller

can't ride anywhere without hearing some horrific tale of crushed metal and broken bones from complete strangers.

RIDE? Even when I sit at my desk at the office certain individuals say it to me. They do mean well, however, none of them have even been on one, let alone TRIED it for themselves.....

Heck, I used to be one of them. Now I know a little better, and some bikers are safer on the road than some car drivers.

[hondaseller]

when you arrive somewhere and the only thing you want people to know is how long it took you to get there!!! "DUDE, I JUST TRAVELLED 30 MILES IN 11 MINUTES!!!

[Surffrog]

... when you leave the pump knowing your going much further for less than the cagers and are going to have more fun

[FTP_929]

Originally Posted by hondaseller

when you arrive somewhere and the only thing you want people to know is how long it took you to get there!!! "DUDE, I JUST TRAVELLED 30 MILES IN 11 MINUTES!!!

i've traveled 50 miles in 15 minutes before

[hondaseller]

when you use your helmet as a grocery basket...for the record it can hold a 1/2 gallon of milk, bag of doritos, loaf of bread, 8 slices of meat and cheese, and 2 can of tomato soup...the milk leaves a nice cooling affect in the helmet too

[Kaeno]

when that day come that you purchase your complete tune up parts and find your self riding down the road with 8 quarts of oil synth Honda oil, 2 bottles of Engine Ice, plugs and filter, all tools needed for the jobs (minus stands), Service manual, Lunch for 2, all in the trunk, cargo net, and back pack on a 929. (true story).

[LoopyLee]

You spot a thieving little git in your shop hiding the stuff he is gonna nick in his crash helmet.. and the only reason you took any notice at all was because he had a crash helmet!!! (true strory- box of chocolates and a milk shake)

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by LoopyLee

You spot a thieving little git in your shop hiding the stuff he is gonna nick in his crash helmet.. and the only reason you took any notice at all was because he had a crash helmet!!! (true strory- box of chocolates and a milk shake)

You run from loopys shop with your swag in your helmet (Mmmm! chocolate!)

[bjay51d]

1.when you wave at other bikes in your car...

2.When you get mad at your spouse for wanting to spend time with you on days that its not raining.

[LoopyLee]

You both use the same motorcycle forum


at the same time......


on different computers.......


in the same room

[BigBassTurd]

[bettingpython]

Thats nothing.....respond to each others posts without talking to each other.

[fireblade2020]

Umm...about 16 bucks.....how much did it cost YOU to fill up...*grin*

Oh and did i forget to mention i used super-unleaded? he he

[LoopyLee]

Originally Posted by bettingpython

Thats nothing.....respond to each others posts without talking to each other.

and then have fits of giggles at what each has posted

[themidget2k6]

You cant figure out why when you push left, you go right and the lean is the opposite way until you realize your foot is on the gas and your steering wheel has wear marks from your torquing it.

[macca9540]

Originally Posted by LoopyLee

You both use the same motorcycle forum


at the same time......


on different computers.......


in the same room

And I said I'm odd. Not now.

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by hondaseller

when you use your helmet as a grocery basket...for the record it can hold a 1/2 gallon of milk, bag of doritos, loaf of bread, 8 slices of meat and cheese, and 2 can of tomato soup...the milk leaves a nice cooling affect in the helmet too

Or 6 cans of Diet Coke and a yoghurt!

[bettingpython]

Originally Posted by LoopyLee

and then have fits of giggles at what each has posted

Have one of your mates who's online respond to the thread asking the 2 o you to stop it because your freaking him out, since he knows were both in the living room on our laptops.

[djer73]

You Know You Are A Biker When....the words "sorry mate, i didn't see you" cause you to respond automatically with "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WASN'T LOOKING YOU BLIND FCUKER"

[djer73]

You Know You Are A Biker When....
spending the whole weekend on the net, drooling over sexy aftermarket parts, is more important than going out to get next weeks groceries.

[LoopyLee]

Originally Posted by djer73

You Know You Are A Biker When....
spending the whole weekend on the net, drooling over sexy aftermarket parts, is more important than going out to get next weeks groceries.

(I went out to buy groceries and came back with Guinea Pigs!!!)