You Know You Are A Biker When...

Sideshow bob · 07-10-2008, 2:18 PM

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Originally Posted by I_FLY_LOW

that sounds like a case of A.D.D....

No..

Loopy has a small furry animal disorder (see post in Pet Photos thread)

it like tribbles have invaded the house!!

hondaseller · 07-10-2008, 2:23 PM

you know you are a rider when...even in your car the radio is never turned on.

boricp · 07-10-2008, 3:04 PM

when every boot you wear has a smudge mark on the toe

when you morning ritual at work is to douce yourself with febreeze

when you wake up at 4 in the morning so you can ride before your wife wakes up so she doesnt start complaning about how you love your bike more than her and how your never home and if that bike had a vigina and you dont love your kids and how the bike is seperating the family and fow she wishs it wouldnt turn on and how the bike is worth more than her car and ohhhh sorry got alittle away from myself.

hondaseller · 07-10-2008, 3:16 PM

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Originally Posted by boricp

when every boot you wear has a smudge mark on the toe

when you morning ritual at work is to douce yourself with febreeze

when you wake up at 4 in the morning so you can ride before your wife wakes up so she doesnt start complaning about how you love your bike more than her and how your never home and if that bike had a vigina and you dont love your kids and how the bike is seperating the family and fow she wishs it wouldnt turn on and how the bike is worth more than her car and ohhhh sorry got alittle away from myself.

LoopyLee · 07-10-2008, 3:21 PM

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Originally Posted by boricp

when you wake up at 4 in the morning so you can ride before your wife wakes up so she doesnt start complaning about how you love your bike more than her and how your never home and if that bike had a vigina and you dont love your kids and how the bike is seperating the family and fow she wishs it wouldnt turn on and how the bike is worth more than her car and ohhhh sorry got alittle away from myself.

Look I know I'm a 'bird' but what the heck is wrong with these women

I simply cannot understand them at all.. Maybe I'm some weird kind of male/female hybrid.. Got the body

of a woman, but the mentality of a bloke!!!!

macca9540 · 07-10-2008, 3:49 PM

My wife can't really understand why we take 3 days to get to the Supers and 3 days to get home on the bikes when you could fly there in 3 hours with less cost. Thats when she says I'm odd.

BIGSEXY954RR · 07-10-2008, 5:00 PM

wen u call ur car a cage
wen u have a wish list of parts for your bike
wen ebay is ur home screen
wen fireblades.org is ur homepage

TKDmasterZ · 07-10-2008, 5:11 PM

If you still have a bike after three major accidents, four totaled bikes, one theft, a wife and two kids... and even when you are broke, you buy the best tires for the bike.

CBR_954_RR · 07-10-2008, 5:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BIGSEXY954RR

wen fireblades.org is ur homepage

^^

Has been since the day i joined.

FTP_929 · 07-10-2008, 6:09 PM

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Originally Posted by hondaseller

when you use your helmet as a grocery basket...for the record it can hold a 1/2 gallon of milk, bag of doritos, loaf of bread, 8 slices of meat and cheese, and 2 can of tomato soup...the milk leaves a nice cooling affect in the helmet too

how BIG is your helmet man?

themidget2k6 · 07-10-2008, 7:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TKDmasterZ

If you still have a bike after three major accidents, four totaled bikes, one theft, a wife and two kids... and even when you are broke, you buy the best tires for the bike.

leatherken · 07-10-2008, 7:20 PM

you own five motorcycles and only one car

Tony929 · 07-10-2008, 11:49 PM

You take over the laundry cupboard for all your gear...

hondaseller · 07-12-2008, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by FTP_929

how BIG is your helmet man?

that's personal

FTP_929 · 07-13-2008, 2:53 AM

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Originally Posted by leatherken

you own five motorcycles and only one car

when you've owned 4 motorcycles and never even driven a car...

i_ride_fighter · 07-13-2008, 4:04 AM

hahahaha o have to say loopy this is the BEST thread ever in the history of threads

im sat here reading all of them and goin yep...yep....yep....yep....not yet....yep.....haha yep.....

i find myself nodding and waving to passing bikes as i walk dont the street...

and leaning into corners when you are a passenger in a car...

oh and for the record im at 6 bikes owned, currently 2 and no car (all bar 1 have been mx, and 4 of the 6 are honda)

BIGSEXY954RR · 07-13-2008, 4:35 AM

wen u rent out ur shed for storage so u can save to buy bike parts
wen ur shed was originaly for the lawn mower n crap n its full of helmets n bike parts n gear
wen u can c any guy or girl ona bike n become friends n talk like u know eachother like bros
wen u c the same bike as urs n u go damn i like dat or thats nice but in cars people give u dirty looks like my cars beta that barely happens in bikes as i c it

-Z- · 07-13-2008, 5:22 AM

How about this one....happened for real to me yesterday.

When your mother (or significant other) says that she should never ever have let you near a bike, because now you love bikes so much that you don't have any love left at all in your heart for anyone else...and she says it with a tear in her eye.

Funny thing is, part of me was like, "WTF? Did my mother REALLY just say that?" But the other half of me was yelling, "That's what I've been saying FOR YEARS!!!"

LoopyLee · 07-13-2008, 5:45 AM

You know you are a biker (read Fireblades.Org addict, article writer and moderator) when you clear out one of the drives on your pc and label it Fireblades..

...........(I need somewhere to file all my fireblades.org stuff!! Is 30GB going to be big enough??)

LoopyLee · 07-13-2008, 5:47 AM

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Originally Posted by -Z-

But the other half of me was yelling, "That's what I've been saying FOR YEARS!!!"

macca9540 · 07-13-2008, 6:12 AM

True story. The night you pick up your brand new 954 you park it inside, in the family room and get caught sitting on it in the dark at 1;20am by the wife. Also you check it is still there a couple of times through the night. Not to be deterred, when you get up for work you sit on it eating your weeties and have your cup of tea sitting on the petrol cap. And then you are late for work but you have a smile on your face like a blow fly would coming out of a toilet.

LoopyLee · 07-13-2008, 6:37 AM

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Originally Posted by macca9540

and get caught sitting on it in the dark at 1;20am by the wife

pah.. .. you're not a proper biker... your supposed to have the light on so you can see yourself in all the mirrors you have leant against the walls.. .. ..

macca9540 · 07-13-2008, 7:12 AM

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Originally Posted by LoopyLee

pah.. .. you're not a proper biker... your supposed to have the light on so you can see yourself in all the mirrors you have leant against the walls.. .. ..

Could'nt get it through the bedroom door, other wise it would have been in front of the performance enhancing wardrobe mirrors and spot lights for sure.

LoopyLee · 07-13-2008, 8:17 AM

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Originally Posted by macca9540

Could'nt get it through the bedroom door, other wise it would have been in front of the performance enhancing wardrobe mirrors and spot lights for sure.

That is simply tooooooooo much information

Twincam · 07-13-2008, 8:24 AM

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Originally Posted by macca9540

performance enhancing wardrobe mirrors and spot lights for sure.

Performance Enhancing Mirrors and Lights eh?

I wonder how they work?

Loopy, shut your eyes right now

LoopyLee · 07-13-2008, 8:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Twincam

Loopy, shut your eyes right now

Not blinkin' likely.. I might learn summat new

Twincam · 07-13-2008, 8:31 AM

Is it just me, or does anyone else talk to their bike? I seem to be doing it a lot recently...

Come on Macca, spill the beans...