[i_ride_fighter]

Originally Posted by jhonda41

Speaking of bugs...

You know you're a biker when you've had a bug hit your visor so hard that it literally made your neck snap back.

i hit a bee (i think) on the way to college one sunny morning, taking the backlanes because they are always quiet, ofcourse i was sticking to teh spped limit officer.... but i thought this thing had cracked my visor because i couldnt see and herd a HUGE thud as it hit, i sware this thing was the size of a 747, funking things splat across and i cudnt see

i just lifted the visor because i knew no one would believe me lol

[93CB750]

when you buy a 750cc "starter" bike and within a month are ready to move up to a 1000rr

[johnny.mac]

stupid quick until i die.

[FTP_929]

Originally Posted by i_ride_fighter

i hit a bee (i think) on the way to college one sunny morning, taking the backlanes because they are always quiet, ofcourse i was sticking to teh spped limit officer.... but i thought this thing had cracked my visor because i couldnt see and herd a HUGE thud as it hit, i sware this thing was the size of a 747, funking things splat across and i cudnt see

i just lifted the visor because i knew no one would believe me lol

i got hit with a ****ing wrench before off some work truck on interstate,i was doing about 75 then up and over in the other lane i see this "thing" flying at me then it hit my ankle

[i_ride_fighter]

Originally Posted by FTP_929

i got hit with a ****ing wrench before off some work truck on interstate,i was doing about 75 then up and over in the other lane i see this "thing" flying at me then it hit my ankle

fackin hell man, thats unlucky

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by Twincam

When I was younger (a good few years now) I was riding to Peterborough to go see a girl that I was courting ... Long story short, It was that cold my fingers had frozen stuck to the handle bars so that I could no longer pull the clutch in. Thats where I learn't no clutch shifting...

Ah, Peterborough - home of the roundabout!

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by macca9540

True story: you know you,re a biker when you are (racing), no RIDING to work and the RD 350 wheel stands over a hump, developes the worlds biggest tank slapper, so big it dents the tank on both sides with the bars and my thumbs, you come off at warp 7000, hit a bank, get knocked out , when you come too there are 3 nuns in full costume standing over you and you say FU*k I'm dead. You get out of hospital with a dislocated shoulder, broken thumb and that after noon you get the bike started and go for a short test ride to see how bad the bike is. No guages,no cluth or brake levers, no mirrors, no indicators and a tank that would be lucky to hold 5 litres now. I was young and stupid then. I'm old and stupid now.

Brutally funny Macca.

[FTP_929]

Originally Posted by i_ride_fighter

fackin hell man, thats unlucky

i know right?!? of ALL things to hit me..ever gotten hit with cigarette butts before? ive never actually gotten burnt by them yet but its just the princible

[USMCSLB]

...when u turn the ignition in ur car and look for a button to start it up lol

[LoopyLee]

Originally Posted by i_ride_fighter

i hit a bee (i think)

I was riding out of a village, accellerating at a swift* pace as you do when the speed limit goes up, and just as I hit the national speed limit sign I rode through a swarm of bees... With my visor UP!!!!

Argghhhhh... the little sods were bouncing off my face and just about everywhere else, luckily I had sunglasses on inside my crash helmet..

Seriously not pleasant..

*Ok extremely swift

[macca9540]

Originally Posted by LoopyLee

I was riding out of a village, accellerating at a swift* pace as you do when the speed limit goes up, and just as I hit the national speed limit sign I rode through a swarm of bees... With my visor UP!!!!

Argghhhhh... the little sods were bouncing off my face and just about everywhere else, luckily I had sunglasses on inside my crash helmet..

Seriously not pleasant..

*Ok extremely swift

Loopy!

[Surffrog]

[i_ride_fighter]

naughty naughty, i have never done that honist

[Twincam]

Lies... All lies

[macca9540]

When you see a single light coming towards you and you're dissapointed when it's a car with a light out and you don't get the chance to identify make and model of bike

[Fireblade RR8]

I was posted with the Army from Germany back to the UK in Jan. set off on my bike wearing half my wardrobe, leathers, and fully lined waterproofs. Roads were clear, but was snow on the sides of the roads, as the cold hit my bladder, stopped as I was bursting for a piss, started doing riverdance as my hands were frozen and I could see the toilet, but couldnt undo the zips and was in agony, managed to undo my zips, then had to find my C..K as it was VERY COLD, couldnt wait any longer, and as I found it too late I ended up pissing over said wardrobe of clothes, leathers, and waterproofs.....warmed me hands up a treat though!

[Twincam]

That deserves rep for making me laugh my head off...

[badazz 1K]

Originally Posted by Fireblade RR8

I was posted with the Army from Germany back to the UK in Jan. set off on my bike wearing half my wardrobe, leathers, and fully lined waterproofs. Roads were clear, but was snow on the sides of the roads, as the cold hit my bladder, stopped as I was bursting for a piss, started doing riverdance as my hands were frozen and I could see the toilet, but couldnt undo the zips and was in agony, managed to undo my zips, then had to find my C..K as it was VERY COLD, couldnt wait any longer, and as I found it too late I ended up pissing over said wardrobe of clothes, leathers, and waterproofs.....warmed me hands up a treat though!

You know your a biker when.... you disclose THIS story to a bunch of people on a public forum

[i_ride_fighter]

talking of cold hands, back a while when i first met my now better half, we decided to get some privacy and met up in a quiet car park on the moors, she was in her cage, i was on my slowped.

cold everything + warm female - jeans = im sure i had some thing in here when i left..... needless to say i was rather embarrassed about it

[LoopyLee]

Originally Posted by Fireblade RR8

I was posted with the Army from Germany back to the UK in Jan. set off on my bike wearing half my wardrobe, leathers, and fully lined waterproofs. Roads were clear, but was snow on the sides of the roads, as the cold hit my bladder, stopped as I was bursting for a piss, started doing riverdance as my hands were frozen and I could see the toilet, but couldnt undo the zips and was in agony, managed to undo my zips, then had to find my C..K as it was VERY COLD, couldnt wait any longer, and as I found it too late I ended up pissing over said wardrobe of clothes, leathers, and waterproofs.....warmed me hands up a treat though!

Originally Posted by Twincam

That deserves rep for making me laugh my head off...

And from me too ...

[LoopyLee]

Originally Posted by i_ride_fighter

cold everything + warm female - jeans = im sure i had some thing in here when i left..... needless to say i was rather embarrassed about it

[LoopyLee]

Originally Posted by macca9540

Loopy!

What .. What could I have possibly done wrong

I do the same thing everyday when I leave work.. go round corner from the shop, up to traffic lights and turn right... and you can guarantee i'm doing 70 by the time I get to the national speed limit sign just up the road

[FTP_929]

Originally Posted by Panda Jazz

You cant stop urinating tiny motorcycles.....its weird but happened to me in '01

they all looked like twincams 954

[clockworkorange]

when your wife,kids an dog have have left you an your bikes still next to the tele....

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by badazz 1K

You know your a biker when.... you disclose THIS story to a bunch of people on a public forum

... And most of them know what you mean

[LoopyLee]

when traffic lights become the bane of your life because that means you have to stop (unless you are like me and will slow to a snails pace coming up to the lights hoping they will change before you get there, so you dont have to stop)..

when you can have the most cr*p day ever and then you go for a bike ride... and for the time you are out nothing else matters except you, your bike and the road in front of you.. and everything else is forgotten..