[LoopyLee]

You lean when playing bike games on games consoles/pc's..

You lean when watching bike racing (especially with on bike camera shots)..

You do shoulder checks even when walking...


Anyone else???

[BigBassTurd]

Your favorite cologne is exhaust fume de toilet

You walk around going baaaaa-waaaaaaa-waaaaa down the halls at work

If you are a true biker after a wreck the first words are " Hows my bike"

[bonham]

...you search high and low for a can to crush so you can park on something other than concrete in summer.

[I_FLY_LOW]

your hands and feet twitch and you look to see, when you hear a sportbike exhaust accelerate on a nearby highway...

[rokitt51]

Originally Posted by I_FLY_LOW

your hands and feet twitch and you look to see, when you hear a sportbike exhaust accelerate on a nearby highway...

When you are always guessing what pipe that is that you hear.

[pkells1]

i'm sorry but i don't understand why you would not want to park on the concrete, could you let me know? also what is a shoulder check.
sorry i'm a little bit of a noob

edit: found out what a shoulder check is. but still don't know about the crushed can thing...

[ozthis]

Originally Posted by pkells1

i'm sorry but i don't understand why you would not want to park on the concrete, could you let me know? also what is a shoulder check.
sorry i'm a little bit of a noob

edit: found out what a shoulder check is. but still don't know about the crushed can thing...

to put under the kick stand as not to sink...usually a problem with asphalt more than concrete

[I_FLY_LOW]

if on fresh asphault, or soft ground, the kickstand will sink into the soft surface... the flattened coke can, under the kickstand, will better disperse the weight across the surface, and lessening the risk of it sinking in...

[pkells1]

oh wow, that's good to know, thanks.

[FTP_929]

Originally Posted by I_FLY_LOW

if on fresh asphault, or soft ground, the kickstand will sink into the soft surface... the flattened coke can, under the kickstand, will better disperse the weight across the surface, and lessening the risk of it sinking in...

Yeah i always wondered why everytime i went to cycle gear there were peices of wood blocks on the asphalt..my bike sinking in the asphalt never really bothered me. lol

The few times i've actually driven a car,i attempted to shift with my left foot and clentched the steering wheel like it was a clutch..not that i don't know how to drive a car,it was just a force of habit. lol

[ghbzorro]

... you carry a hockey puck in your jacket pocket (far better than the crushed can routine)

[Surffrog]

You know you're a biker when:
you go to a restaurant (when someone else was driving), and then try to find out who stole your helmet from under the table when you leave!

[dr256]

you own a bike !

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by dr256

you own a bike !

and worth rep points

[I_FLY_LOW]

you you're a single biker, when you can rebuild a 929 from the ground up...


























in your kitchen....

[I_FLY_LOW]

You now you're a biker, when you wake up in the morning to a hint of gasoline odor, from parking the bike inside your digs...

We ought to have our own jingle... "The best part of waking up, is premium in your tank...."
Instead of Folgers, it's 93 octane...

[FB1000inPA]

You are a real biker when you smoke one of the motorcyclists on a Harley.

[Sideshow bob]

... All your friends say "I Used to have a bike, when i was a teenager" as if it was some nasty infection that eventualy cleared up!

[MCR001]

U take your bike up 4 floors in a lift to service in your living room.

[Chum]

When good weather is more important than cheap gas!

[steingar]

You ride your little 600 cc bike on a 1000 mile round trip because doing it in a car would be too boring.

[TattooedGQ]

....when you buy new shorts, sandals, and oakleys to match your bike!


oops wrong thread.

[Chum]

You never have to rotate your tires

No one recognizes you without your helmet hair.

[Kaeno]

: When every single pair of boots and sneakers have that mark on them..

[FTP_929]

Originally Posted by ghbzorro

... you carry a hockey puck in your jacket pocket (far better than the crushed can routine)

thats just because you're canadian..i'm italian so i carry pizza all the time. ;D

[TattooedGQ]

I'm italian too.......pizza won't hold up a bike....unless it's stale...then maybe....but probably not.

I actually like the hockey puck idea.

[Doomwitha929]

You know your a motorcyclist when you wear leathers , your helmet and drag knee to play Suzuka8 at the arcade. Yeah, I did that.
You know your a motorcyclist when you complain your car leans the wrong way when you corner.

[BigBassTurd]

You give the biker wave when passing a fellow biker and you're in your car.

Did this the other day and my wife was like "Do you know him?!?"

[LoopyLee]

You do shoulder checks in a car.....

......and you are the passenger!!!!!