Wall + Bike...
Bike + Sledgehammer + Mad lady...
plurp sorry to hear that I would want to be around you when you were mad. (just kidding) lol
maybe check out local mc salavage/junk yard, see if they have something that would work for you rebel. Another idea maybe do ad post local newspaper or craiglist seeking the part you are looking for. There is always new part at dealer? maybe find something you like better like highway pegs? I know I am thinking getting highway pegs next year. I have a friend who has them on her rebel they are a bit to get use to as wider and lager then the regular pegs but I think think would make long distance rides a bit more comfortable.
Just a few suggestion hope they help.