guess what Johny Law gave me today!!!

jdshalimar · 09-28-2005, 5:02 PM

Here I was just getting off work in a great mood crusin along. I see an open spot in traffic that i decided would be better for me to ride in than behind a truck with all kinds of stuff hanging out the back, so i gas the rc just a little and go around the truck. Just as i get to the open area i see mister blue lights coming down the hill, switching lanes. Didnt pay any attention at first cause i didnt think i did anything that any other sane person on a bike wouldn't do. Then all of a sudden i hear a siren behind me and i check my mirrors...holy crap mister blue lights has turned around and coming this way. Here it comes, just too good of a day i knew something would ruin it somehow. So i pull over and this guys says to me..." why were you weaving in and out of traffic and speeding?" and i reply.."did you happen to see the truck with the shovels and 2 by 4's bouncing around in tha back...i didnt want to be hind him, so i got ahead of him, in order to do that i had to speed up just a little." the speed limit was 55 and he clocked me at 64. and the donut eating window licker gave me a f"ing ticket.

for less than 10 over when all i wanted to do was get away from the retard in the loaded pick up. ok...i had to let it out.....now i feel a little better.

sheepofblue · 09-28-2005, 5:07 PM

reckless speed demon woman driver

j/k

Northern RR · 09-28-2005, 5:30 PM

donut eating window licker...

well you just made my day...sorry about your luck though...

phobiaphobe · 09-28-2005, 5:31 PM

That's total horseshit. 64 mph on a divided highway? I'm usually polite and courteous with cops but I'm afraid my mouth would have got me in a pile of trouble there.

abtech · 09-28-2005, 5:57 PM

window licker?

Sorry about the ticket, this seems over the top for the situation. I would think most traffic cops would have let it go considering the circumstances . . .

Crash · 09-28-2005, 6:01 PM

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Originally Posted by abtech

window licker?

Sorry about the ticket, this seems over the top for the situation. I would think most traffic cops would have let it go considering the circumstances . . .

You've haven't dealt with insecure CHP officers.....

Sorry about your ticket, but that sounds like it should be easy to fix and get rid of.

rocket · 09-28-2005, 6:04 PM

I hate getting a ticket. SOrry about your misfortune.

phobiaphobe · 09-28-2005, 6:18 PM

I gotta tell the story of the ticket I got coming back from Sportbike West a few weekends ago.

I was coming into a little town called Cranbrook on my way back to Calgary. This is on a double-lane divided highway with a 100Km/h speed limit. I roll into the industrial edge of town and an RCMP coming the other way looks at me, lights me up and pulls a u-turn to pursue.

I immediately pull over, get off the bike, remove my helmet and gloves and start digging for my insurance.

He walks up and asks me: "know why I pulled you over?"

Me: Yes. Probably for speeding.

Cop: Know how fast you were going?

Me: no

Cop: 118Km/h. Know what the speed limit is?

Me: 80?

Cop: 60. Two more Km/h and I'd impound your bike for dangerous driving.

Me: Sorry about that, didn't know it was only 60 here.

He goes back to his cruiser and starts writing me up. Meanwhile, a suburban pulls up, and the driver gets out. The guy goes over to the cop.

Driver: Did you get him for speeding? You better write him up for passing on a double solid too. Nearly caused an accident.

Me: What the **** are you talking about?

Driver: You passed me and 2 other cars coming up a hill back there and nearly caused an accident

Me: I didn't nearly cause ****

Driver: You nearly hit a Volkswagen van head-on.

Me: Bullshit. What the **** are you, a cop?

Driver: Yes.

Cop: Yes he is.

Me: Groooaaaann

So in addition to an Excessive Speed ticket ($379.00) I was given a Passing on a Double Solid ($109.00) I'm fighting them both though, and don't expect to pay either one. Done this a few times.

Hamburgler · 09-28-2005, 6:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jdshalimar

guess what Johny Law gave me today!!!

the donut eating window licker gave me a f"ing ticket.

for less than 10 over

You have to give us a chance to answer!

RC51Mike · 09-28-2005, 6:57 PM

Count your blessings. At least you didn't get a ticket for having a headlight out.

dbgoff · 09-28-2005, 7:05 PM

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for less than 10 over when all i wanted to do was get away from the retard in the loaded pick up.

we never think that "getting out of the way" could also mean slowing down and putting distance between you and the other driver. You'll never get a ticket that way.

CBRVFR · 09-28-2005, 8:02 PM

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Originally Posted by phobiaphobe

Me: What the **** are you talking about?

Driver: You passed me and 2 other cars coming up a hill back there and nearly caused an accident

Me: I didn't nearly cause ****

Driver: You nearly hit a Volkswagen van head-on.

Me: Bullshit. What the **** are you, a cop?

Driver: Yes.

Cop: Yes he is.

Me: Groooaaaann

jdshalimar · 09-28-2005, 8:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dbgoff

we never think that "getting out of the way" could also mean slowing down and putting distance between you and the other driver. You'll never get a ticket that way.

nope cause behind me was a semi and im not in the habit of breaking in front of semi's if i can help it.

Scout · 09-29-2005, 10:02 AM

mmmmmm, donuts.

Suggestion: Go to court and have your day, plead your case, and the worst that could happen is your stuck with a ticket. Dig?