Official '05 Rant thread

ND4SPD · 04-21-2005, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ccwilli3

Man, old dude was giving it to me hard this morning!

If that's not a loaded statement, I don't know what is...

Pete · 04-21-2005, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CBR929RE

Pete so what did the boss say? you have to take it down? did he appreciate it?

He may be my boss on paper, but he doesn't cross my path.

Pete · 04-21-2005, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ND4SPD

If that's not a loaded statement, I don't know what is...

You should have run with it!

dB · 04-21-2005, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete

He may be my boss on paper, but he doesn't cross my path.

He's just waiting to see if it turns out to be a good thing, in which case he'll sign his name on it.

Management 101.

Getsome · 04-21-2005, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by deez

We haven't done one of these in a while.

Ok I'll start.

I hate those phuckers who take their children shooting and hunting, guns are bad and should be banned

I hate phuckers who think guns are bad. Just proof that IGNORANCE is bliss....

TheEasterBunny · 04-21-2005, 11:48 AM

I hate snow in freaking APRIL!

I hate glasses under a helmet.

I hate the old lady that seems to know which days I ride to work and has to take the exact same route at 10mph under EVERY TIME.

I also hate frame bolts that won't stay in place.

ReaperAZ · 04-21-2005, 2:03 PM

I hate it when it's so nice outside I HAVE to ride to work.
I hate it when I can ride year round.
I hate it when I have to change my oil every other month cause I put 1800 miles on my bike every month.

ND4SPD · 05-05-2005, 3:21 PM

People that call and then hang up without saying anything after the answering machine/voicemail has picked up.

phobiaphobe · 05-05-2005, 3:30 PM

For BDA:

Capitalism = the uneven distribution of wealth

Socialism = the even distribution of poverty

Rigor · 05-05-2005, 3:42 PM

I hate:

cats
elves
clowns
saggy tits
small nipples
big ears
cold mornings
warm beer
rain while riding
snotty people
snot
head colds
a cold head
no head
buzz kill
hang overs
torn pants
moldy cheese
moldy bread
stale bread
chicken ****
**** stains
food stains
fast food
greasy food
cold food
pulled muscles
running
being chased
chasing someone
court
sentencing day
jail
snoring
waking up with no covers
getting caught with someone else's wife
getting caught with someone else's GF
getting caught with someone else's mother/sister/daughter.....
getting caught
pine cones
pine sap
bird **** on my car
hitting deer
car accidents
flat tires
bald tires
cheap tires
commercials
sitcoms
Bett Middler
lines for bathrooms
shitting myself
corn
corn in ****
cheap toilet paper
splinters
bleeding
menstral cycle
no sex
bad sex
virgins
cars with loud mufflers
kids that think they have "race cars"
dirty cars
scratches on my car
washing my car
buying a car
buying a house
grocery shopping
shoe shopping
clothing shopping
shopping with the wife
malls
teenagers
teenagers at the mall
cold sores
burns from hot pizza cheese
missing out on the last slice of pizza
missing desert
oil leaks
coolant leaks
anal leakage
chips with "Olestra"
magic shows
rabbits
child molesters
thieves
idiots
morons
window lickers
and hamsters. i hate those little phuckers............

oh yeah....and midgets. {{{{{shiver}}}}}}}}

dB · 05-05-2005, 3:48 PM

Rigor · 05-05-2005, 3:51 PM

but i love cheese cake and great tits.

just not in that order.

Tornado bait · 05-05-2005, 4:04 PM

nice list and the progression made me

I like tits with cheese cake on them.

Scratch · 05-05-2005, 4:05 PM

I hate mortgage brokers and lawyers.

oh yeah, and still hating kenny g after all these years

phobiaphobe · 05-05-2005, 4:07 PM

I hate the liberal party of canada.

matt232 · 05-05-2005, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ND4SPD

People that call and then hang up without saying anything after the answering machine/voicemail has picked up.

I hate it more when they leave a message of "Call me back"......GRRRRRHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!

ratter · 05-06-2005, 7:44 AM

Very good Rigor

if that list is right off the top of head, I think you may have issues

Does the last line mean you don't like Bacchus

Baketech · 05-06-2005, 7:47 AM

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Originally Posted by phobiaphobe

For BDA:
Capitalism = the uneven distribution of wealth

I'm your huckleberry....what's uneven about it....

BDA116 · 05-06-2005, 9:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Baketech

I'm your huckleberry....what's uneven about it....

Yeah, I don't get that part either. Wealth should be earned, not distributed.
I hate Communism, Socialism and everything else associated with liberalism.

ND4SPD · 05-06-2005, 9:32 AM

Test #15

phobiaphobe · 05-06-2005, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by BDA116

Yeah, I don't get that part either. Wealth should be earned, not distributed.
I hate Communism, Socialism and everything else associated with liberalism.

I didn't make it up I just heard it and thought it was funny. I couldn't agree with you more. But who is John Galt anyway?

BTW please remove that repulsive avatar or I will be forced to upload a more repulsive one.

BDA116 · 05-06-2005, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by phobiaphobe

I didn't make it up I just heard it and thought it was funny. I couldn't agree with you more. But who is John Galt anyway?

BTW please remove that repulsive avatar or I will be forced to upload a more repulsive one.

Chain started this avatar mess, and it's not going away until he finally sells that hideous pink toy.
So by all means, pick your favorite from that mullett link he provided and post it up.

Tornado bait · 05-06-2005, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by BDA116

Chain started this avatar mess, and it's not going away until he finally sells that hideous pink toy.
So by all means, pick your favorite from that mullett link he provided and post it up.

YOu guys scare me.

ND4SPD · 05-06-2005, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by BDA116

hideous pink toy.

That can easily translate into a few things.