[djice929]

We always hear the rules" from the feminine side. Ok - we'll now hear the guys' side - These are OUR rules!

Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and NASCAR.

Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.....Really.

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! ...Just say it!

We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on our calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of your thirty, would look good with your dress?

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 24 hours.

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like Soap Opera guys.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other way.

Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, ....just do it yourself.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle to find out what "nothing" is.


PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO ANY WOMAN YOU MAY KNOW IMMEDIATELY. THERE IS NO WAY TO MEASURE HOW USEFUL THIS WILL BE TO HER IN THE FUTURE!

[colryn]

I like it.

[BDA116]

Originally Posted by djice929

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Number one pet peeve. I like this list every time it is posted.

[ND4SPD]

Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and NASCAR.

Strong disagreement with the last part of that rule.

[Getsome]

My Sunday's (if I am not working) are for riding during the nice parts of the year. Do not screw with the tv that I have set to record my races which I will watch in peace after I get home from 5-8 hours of riding.

most of them look pretty good though..

[luvtolean]

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

I run into that one all the time.