[sheepofblue]

Holy smokes batman! I work with superman!

Well OK maybe not the real superman but kind of a demented run down version. My cubemate had a blue sweatshirt with the big S on today Now he is run down, has a terrible 6" comeover, limps, has glasses, is overweight. Think bazarro world superman on a bad day.

Thankfully he did not have a weapon with him...

[Mattress]

take his stapler and see what he does

[Mojave954]

Originally Posted by Mattress

take his stapler and see what he does

OMG....

[CBR929RE]

I like the swingline, it doesn't jam up as much as the boston.


excuse me I believe you have my stapler.

[sheepofblue]

Originally Posted by Mattress

take his stapler and see what he does

we were discussing the resembelance this afternoon. I mean the rocket scientists being strange stereotype has some basis in reality but It's bad when the geeks are laughing at your geekiness

[BDA116]

Originally Posted by CBR929RE

I like the swingline, it doesn't jam up as much as the boston.


excuse me I believe you have my stapler.

What, now you're some kind of stapler expert?
I thought you just got a job at an auto parts store. Have you ever worked in an office where you used staplers enough to worry about jamming?

[luvtolean]

Originally Posted by sheepofblue

we were discussing the resembelance this afternoon. I mean the rocket scientists being strange stereotype has some basis in reality but It's bad when the geeks are laughing at your geekiness

Dude, I've seen engineers go to work in a star trek outfit...and it wasn't Halloween.

Then there was "Peter Pan", a EE we saw here recently.

[CBR929RE]

Originally Posted by BDA116

What, now you're some kind of stapler expert?
I thought you just got a job at an auto parts store. Have you ever worked in an office where you used staplers enough to worry about jamming?

yup I work at an autoparts store. I had use the stapler 3 times today though.

[BDA116]

So did you specifically ask for a swingline then, or what?
Did you test them both back to back to see which one would jam first?

[phobiaphobe]

I like this new technique.

[Mo Noyz]

Originally Posted by BDA116

So did you specifically ask for a swingline then, or what?
Did you test them both back to back to see which one would jam first?

These are very fair questions, CBR929RE. Yet we get nothing but silence from you in return.

Very interesting...........

[Mojave954]

Originally Posted by Mo Noyz

These are very fair questions, CBR929RE. Yet we get nothing but silence from you in return.

Very interesting...........

Because he thinks you are just stringing him along and he ain't gonna play.

Office Space is an awesome movie for those of us that work in a cube farm.

[Mojave954]

Originally Posted by CBR929RE

I like the swingline, it doesn't jam up as much as the boston.


excuse me I believe you have my stapler.

It has gotta be red.

Now what is up with this, ever see a large red swingline stapler????

There is a new kit out for the movie, comes with a mug, Memo Pad, red swingline stapler.....

[sheepofblue]

Originally Posted by luvtolean

Dude, I've seen engineers go to work in a star trek outfit...and it wasn't Halloween.

Then there was "Peter Pan", a EE we saw here recently.

Yep we had one of them... on Halloween he came as an elf (curly toes with bells even ) He also was found hiding under his desk crying on occasion. I feel safer knowing he is not allowed in anymore (a few armed guards, fences and lock systems to slow him down)

[Mo Noyz]

Originally Posted by Mojave954

Because he thinks you are just stringing him along and he ain't gonna play.

And I think if someone is going to stand up and make such strong proclamations he should at least offer up what findings he observed during his intensive testing of said products.

To blindly praise Swinglines while disparaging Bostons without having put both of them through a rigorous battery of controlled testings would lead to some fairly violent fist fights in some circles.

So when looked at in that light, it becomes quite clear that BDA and I are simply looking out for the best interest, and physical safety, of our good friend CBR929RE.

[sheepofblue]

Swingline 767 the only stapler that doesn't suck

[Mo Noyz]

Thems fightin words, Sheeply!!

[Mattress]

Originally Posted by sheepofblue

Swingline 767 the only stapler that doesn't suck

Not true, I have a model 545 on my desk right now, great stapler

[DUX]

[jaim]

Originally Posted by Mojave954

Because he thinks you are just stringing him along and he ain't gonna play.

Office Space is an awesome movie for those of us that work in a cube farm.

I have to agree. And how many of us have a Lumberg for a boss?
"Nnyaaa, I'mm going to need you to turn in your TPS report."

[SomeStrangeGuy]

I believe the movie was just re-released in a special edition too...that movie is truely timeless...probably my favorite, and not just cause I totalled my first new car on the way home after seeing it

[SomeStrangeGuy]

Yep...there is an SE version.

http://www.deepdiscountdvd.com/dvd.c...89&promotion=y

[Scratch]

feels good to be a gangsta

[luvtolean]

Originally Posted by sheepofblue

Swingline 767 the only stapler that doesn't suck

No way, I have a Staples brand stapler that sounds like a .22 going off. Never once not worked.

[tigerblade]

I have a POS Stanley Bostich Model B2000. I feel so inadequate...

[ConqSoft]

Originally Posted by tigerblade

I have a POS Stanley Bostich Model B2000. I feel so inadequate...

Think about me. Mine is a B660.

[BDA116]

I'm still waiting to hear about the testing involved with the initial statement.

[tigerblade]

Originally Posted by ConqSoft

Think about me. Mine is a B660.

Oh man. Do you have your EAP number on speed dial?

[sheepofblue]

Originally Posted by luvtolean

No way, I have a Staples brand stapler that sounds like a .22 going off. Never once not worked.

Ooo I am all about nail guns

[WetShrub]

Originally Posted by sheepofblue

Swingline 767 the only stapler that doesn't suck

I have the "Collectors Edition" Swingline 747 in Rio Red still new in the box on my desk. It says on it, "The star of any office space. Legendary performance and durability."