Dirty Neighbors

SomeStrangeGuy · 07-25-2006, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by OSIRIS

How much basketball do you play over there? Looks like a fun dunk/tetanus contest waiting to happen

thats funny as hell, so true...

sheepofblue · 07-25-2006, 12:46 AM

Midnight
roundup

Not seeing the problem

seamus · 07-25-2006, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Custom900

Sell the house and move.

I built a house on many acres out in the middle of no where to keep that crap away

So:

shack in the woods where you type threatening letters and build bombs = house on many acres?

BDA116 · 07-25-2006, 1:43 AM

I think I saw some pot plants in there. You may want to pass that tip on to the DEA.

Johnny Diablo · 07-25-2006, 3:59 AM

When I was living in Rosemead the nieghbors had 5 dogs and 5 people in an 600sq ft 1 bedroom house. The smell of dog crap would waft over to my house on a hot day. They had broken cars, tents and a falling down garage.

The neighbor across the street had the nicest house on the block and was pist when I moved out and renters moved back in.

I moved to a better hood and two house down have a guy who mows lawns for a living so we call them the lawnmower peeps. Their grandparents live in the garage (code violation), granny was ditching shopping baskets infront of my house until I spotted her. 1st time I put the cart on thier lawn. 2nd time she ditched it infront of my neighbors and I put it back on her lawn.

Their kids ride mini-sportbikes and go karts up and down the sidewalk (CV) They keep a chinook parked infront of thier house all the time. They started a 1 room 2nd story addition but got caught by the city. They adopt dogs at random and have 3 dogs that run loose and chase kids making them crash bikes and scare walkers. The kids stop the icecream truck and the bastard was always pulling over infront of my house with my freshly sodded lawn. Dam kids were trampling the sod and leaving trash on my lawn. They have thier own 10 year old kid weekwacking without eye/ear protection and wearing shorts. I havnt complained yet but I did refuse to sign the petition oking thier addition.... they sent a kid to solicit my signature!!

Honestly when I read the opening post I thought it was going to be worse.

Hammer · 07-25-2006, 8:05 AM

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Originally Posted by OSIRIS

How much basketball do you play over there? Looks like a fun dunk/tetanus contest waiting to happen

None, I don't set foot on that place in fear of what may bite me.

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Originally Posted by Custom900

Sell the house and move.

I built a house on many acres out in the middle of no where to keep that crap away

I wish I could, but cannot afford to give up $30,000 for this asshole.

You looking for an investment opportunity?

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Originally Posted by phobiaphobe

Conditions are really dry this time of year... a fire would sure be unfortunate.

edit: or give the cops an anonymous tip that you think he is the Indiana sniper.

No way they would think he is the sniper.

Hammer · 07-25-2006, 8:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Diablo

Honestly when I read the opening post I thought it was going to be worse.

You ain't seen that sweatty betty mow grass in a bathing suit then.

Red Rider · 07-25-2006, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammer

I wish I could, but cannot afford to give up $30,000 for this asshole.

You looking for an investment opportunity?

Hammer, at the rate this guy is going, your property value is going to spiral downward. Move now and count your losses...

johnnycrash · 07-25-2006, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammer

I must tell every one. I AM NOT FROM INDIANA. I just live here.

Yeah, well just living there at all, transplant or not, makes you a Loosier.

sheepofblue · 07-25-2006, 12:30 PM

Just a couple of feet a week to make him think it is some kind of blight

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Oh and you can "train" his dogs with a super soaker loaded with water and a hint of ammonia...

phobiaphobe · 07-25-2006, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sheepofblue

Oh and you can "train" his dogs with a super soaker loaded with water and a hint of ammonia...

Or before it rains, scatter a few handfuls of beef boullion cubes around their yard... the dogs will tear the **** out of it.

gt702 · 07-25-2006, 1:14 PM

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Originally Posted by phobiaphobe

Or before it rains, scatter a few handfuls of beef boullion cubes around their yard... the dogs will tear the **** out of it.

Now this one I like. I'll have to remember it.

phobiaphobe · 07-25-2006, 1:21 PM

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Originally Posted by gt702

Now this one I like. I'll have to remember it.

Got that from my grandfather... He had a neighbour a long time ago with a dog that barked at night. I guess that took care of it.

DevilDawg · 07-25-2006, 1:44 PM

That, or soak a sponge in bacon grease and offer it kindly to Fido. That should soon be one less mouth to feed over there.

I can't believe that they are not in some sort of violation(s) with some code there. But if you have exhausted all government outlets, try your local TV investigative reporter. I can't think of too many folks that wouldn't find that property an abhoration. Perhaps their faces on TV would be seen by some fellow church members, a family member, another drunk at the local watering hole and they would get some **** from them.

Red Rider · 07-25-2006, 3:05 PM

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Originally Posted by phobiaphobe

Got that from my grandfather... He had a neighbour a long time ago with a dog that barked at night. I guess that took care of it.

What does it do to the dog? Make it **** like a race horse?

EDDIE110171 · 07-25-2006, 3:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Red Rider

What does it do to the dog? Make it **** like a race horse?

Makes him dig up the yard going after the cubes.

Johnny Diablo · 07-25-2006, 3:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DevilDawg

That, or soak a sponge in bacon grease and offer it kindly to Fido. That should soon be one less mouth to feed over there.

.

Yer an awful awfull person DevilDawg

And its "Fry a sponge in bacon grease"

DevilDawg · 07-25-2006, 4:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Diablo

Yer an awful awfull person DevilDawg

And its "Fry a sponge in bacon grease"

I'm not an awful person, its one of the voices in my head that's awful. I just cave easily to peer pressure.

esoteric · 07-25-2006, 4:09 PM

How about chocolate? I hear dogs like chocolate...

ND4SPD · 07-25-2006, 4:12 PM

Why make the dogs suffer for the owner being a moron? Feed them the bacon grease soaked sponge, not the dogs...and save the chocolate for yourself.

Getsome · 07-25-2006, 4:15 PM

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Originally Posted by phobiaphobe

Molotov

agreed. A little gas can go a long way with all that dry wood too..

phobiaphobe · 07-25-2006, 4:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Red Rider

What does it do to the dog? Make it **** like a race horse?

Makes the dog frantically, obsessively dig up the yard looking for the "meat".

Custom900 · 07-25-2006, 4:24 PM

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Originally Posted by seamus

So:

shack in the woods where you type threatening letters and build bombs = house on many acres?

Yep - I'm actually in the process of building a house on Clarks Hill Lake in Lincolnton, GA. I've cleared 1.5 acres for a yard and a small shop. Other than that I'm leaving everything around me wooded. The only way I can hear or see my neighbors is if they get into their car and drive down the road.

EDDIE110171 · 07-25-2006, 4:35 PM

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Originally Posted by esoteric

How about chocolate? I hear dogs like chocolate...

Only the dark chocolate will hurt them, the milk chocolate is too watered down.

Johnny Diablo · 07-25-2006, 4:44 PM

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Originally Posted by EDDIE110171

Only the dark chocolate will hurt them, the milk chocolate is too watered down.

Now now... Dont provoke the wrath of Conq. No animals will be hurt in the making of this thread. It is actually the humans/neighbors that are the problem here. The Pope also does not endorse irresponsibilty of having so many kids you are a burden.. so cant blame the Catholics.

Maybe if you talk to his pastor?

Custom900 · 07-25-2006, 4:54 PM

Lightening caused the last Cali WildFire. It would be a shame for something to ignite in that yard during the next Thunderstorm you guys might have overnight.

nedro · 07-25-2006, 5:01 PM

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Originally Posted by abtech

I just noticed an abandoned fridge without the doors removed in the second picture of this latest batch. If I'm not mistaken, that is a federal violation and a definite hazard in light of their small children.

and I think I can just make out a rat in pic number 7 . . .

That's not a fridge...that's a double wide dog house.

Hammer · 07-25-2006, 5:55 PM

It is not the dogs fault nor the kids fault neither asked to be brought into this world. His oldest son is looking into emansipation now to get away from that mess.

SOB, Roundup HaHaHa....You forget what industry I am in? No walmart junk herbicide for me. Only the good stuff.

sheepofblue · 07-25-2006, 5:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammer

It is not the dogs fault nor the kids fault neither asked to be brought into this world. His oldest son is looking into emansipation now to get away from that mess.

SOB, Roundup HaHaHa....You forget what industry I am in? No walmart junk herbicide for me. Only the good stuff.

and yet it is still growing....

Talon · 07-25-2006, 5:59 PM

I just caught this thread......if that is what the outside of the house looks like, can you imagine what the inside looks like?!

With that many spawn there's probably a lot of

happening, maybe even some of this

as well. I really feel for the kids. What role models they have.