[Bucko@buck88.ka]

I could sharpen the edges of roadkill and use em as deadly Frisbee's and lo i would be known as the roadkill killer !

[LoopyLee]

and for interest you could make sure they have gone 'off' and bit so they splat across the person you are throwing them at.... could be very messy*.. but a lot of fun

*and a tad smelly

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by Bucko@buck88.ka

I could sharpen the edges of roadkill and use em as deadly Frisbee's and lo i would be known as the roadkill killer !

I thinking something that sounds more deadly... like throwing star roadkiller

[Bucko@buck88.ka]

I'd need em hard baked in the sun so they keep a sharp edge.

[Bucko@buck88.ka]

Or the roadkill ninja

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by Bucko@buck88.ka

Or the roadkill ninja

That's the puppy

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by Bucko@buck88.ka

I'd need em hard baked in the sun so they keep a sharp edge.

Surely...... Beating would be heroes to death with sun baked roadkill would be entertaining enough

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by Bucko@buck88.ka

Or the roadkill ninja

The SPLATulator?

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

Surely...... Beating would be heroes to death with sun baked roadkill would be entertaining enough

Yeah, but surely any added novelty, by your own definition, increases Bucko's changes of getting gainful employment with an evil overlord?

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

The SPLATulator?

[Bucko@buck88.ka]

I see what your saying, a badger in one hand hedgehog in the other, a crazed look in my eye's and a little bit of spit in the corner of my mouth and me saying bader or hedgehog it's your choice !

[Surffrog]

Works for me!

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by Bucko@buck88.ka

I see what your saying, a badger in one hand hedgehog in the other, a crazed look in my eye's and a little bit of spit in the corner of my mouth and me saying bader or hedgehog it's your choice !

That's the Idea!!....

Think of a good Catch phrase* an the jobs yours!

*Go ahead punk bake my stray!... I'll Be Splat!... COWabunga!....

[Bucko@buck88.ka]

The SPLATulator?

Not sure about that, surly the Splatulater would wear a leotard and i don't roll that way.

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

*Go ahead punk bake my stray! [/size]

F88king brilliant

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by Bucko@buck88.ka

The SPLATulator?

Not sure about that, surly the Splatulater would wear a leotard and i don't roll that way.

One would hope not, though many evil henchmen have

[Bucko@buck88.ka]

I'm not that kind of evil henchman, but if other evil henchmen want to wear leotards i'm ok with that.

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by Bucko@buck88.ka

I'm not that kind of evil henchman, but if other evil henchmen want to wear leotards i'm ok with that.

So what look would you be considering? Something with a little off the shoulder to show off the scars perhaps... Suits you, Sir!

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by Bucko@buck88.ka

Not sure about that, surly the Splatulater would wear a leotard and i don't roll that way.

I feal he would get his outfit from some punk or biker uttering the immortal words "Giv' me You're clothes, booots and mo'torcyle" in a vaguely austrian accent?!
So unless ...... its the Rudolf Nureyev Bar and grill you materialize near... I think leotards will be out

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

I feal he would get his outfit from some punk or biker uttering the immortal words "Giv' me You're clothes, booots and mo'torcyle" in a vaguely austrian accent?!
So unless ...... its the Rudolf Nureyev Bar and grill you materialize near... I think leotards will be out

[Bucko@buck88.ka]

My evil henchman outfit would consist of sewn together roadkill using hedgehog for the knee's, elbow's and shoulder. Moleskin pants and badger for the jacket. Not forgetting somewhere to house my spatula's and handpan's for lifting said roadkill !

[Surffrog]

I think an eye patch is essential

Plus I just found this:

Tips for the Evil Henchman :

1. Avoid getting sent to rough up the Hero. Ransacking hotel rooms is probably safe, but going 'round to beat up the good guys is a sure ticket to the bottom of the Thames. Remember, however, that all Heroes get roughed up at least once, so if this has never happened to the Hero, go for it!

2. Avoid killing people not actively involved in the rebellion; the Evil Overlord has enough enemies as it is. Especially don't kill relatives, significant others, or best friends of the Hero. Normally after the Evil Overlord is overthrown, henchmen can get off with a few hundred hours of community service, but if you off the Hero's loved ones, he'll make lasagna out of you.

3. Unless the Evil Overlord pays extra for indiscriminate slaughter, avoid it. Why should you give your services away for free?

4. As tempting as it may be, never try to ravish the Evil Overlord's beautiful-but-wicked daughter. She can probably mop the floor with you. Daddy will not try to stop her.

5. Learn where the trap door is in Evil Overlord's audience chamber. Avoid standing there, especially when bad news is brought to the Evil Overlord.

6. As soon as the evil lord has the Hero in his power, seek the nearest available escape route. The fewmets are about to hit the windmill.

7. Learn to distinguish Heroes from Sidekicks. Heroes are usually taller and more somber, while Sidekicks dress with more flair and tell more jokes. Taking on the Hero when you only have enough manpower/firepower to take on the Sidekick will earn you an all-expenses-paid trip on Stygian Cruise Lines.

8. Never allow yourself to be provoked into doing anything stupid by insults from the Hero or Sidekicks.

9. No matter how attractive the captured heroine is or how seductively she bats her eyes, she really does not want to sleep with you. Do not unlock the cell door.

10. If the hero gives you a chance to surrender or flee, take it.

11. If you surrender to the Hero, don't try to stab him when his back is turned; the Sidekick will get you first.

12. If the seemingly helpless person you have just cornered is confident and unafraid despite being outnumbered and surrounded, you have encountered a Hero in disguise. Run while you still can.

13. If the Hero you are sent after dresses entirely in black, he is even more dangerous than the Evil Overlord suspects; double all requisitions for men and firepower.

14. Practice your "accidental" sword/gun dropping technique. It's the only thing that can save you when the Hero is winning.

15. When you have someone at gunpoint and that person says "you haven't got the guts to kill me," disprove his/her hypothesis.

16. The Evil Overlord will not risk his life to save yours. Why risk yours for his?

17. If the Hero is using you as a human shield and the Evil Overlord asks you if the Doomsday Weapon is prepared, say "no."

18. If the Evil Overlord orders you to kill some prisoners and then departs for business elsewhere, leave as quickly as possible; there is about to be a successful rescue attempt.

19. Never allow yourself to be turned into a vicious, ravening beast to defeat the Hero. It never works, and you girlfriend will not understand. She will dump you for one of the Good Guys.

20. Never hold hostages at point-blank range. Anyone quick enough to even back into the role of Hero can punch you out faster than you can pull the trigger.

21. When disposing of bodies, dump them in the Evil Overlord's territory, and not in neighboring lands presently outside of his control.

22. Find out where the Evil Overlord has installed the self-destruct switch for his secret base (the real switch, not the decoy), and disable it at the first opportunity. The base will get blown up anyway, but this way your chances of escaping are better.

23. Don't let the Evil Overlord use you as a lab animal.

24. If you can't avoid being used as a guinea pig by the Evil Overlord, any powers you gain from the experiment will make it needful for the Hero to kill you at some point during the Heroic Struggle. Change sides and take your just revenge.

25. There is no need to yell when you are attacking the Hero. Especially when you're doing it from behind.

26. The recommended method for checking to see if the Hero is still alive is to shoot him in the head.

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by Bucko@buck88.ka

My evil henchman outfit would consist of sewn together roadkill using hedgehog for the knee's, elbow's and shoulder. Moleskin pants and badger for the jacket. Not forgetting somewhere to house my spatula's and handpan's for lifting said roadkill !

You've given it FAR to much thought Bucko

[LoopyLee]

Originally Posted by Bucko@buck88.ka

Not forgetting somewhere to house my spatula's and handpan's for lifting said roadkill !

Real touch hencemen wouldn't use implements to pick up roadkill.. they would just grab it with their bare hands.. Henchmen are supposed to be tough and capable of doing anything