[I_FLY_LOW]

go to church, bathrobe on, plastic shower cap, luffa sponge, rubber ducky and bath soap, and nonchalantly walk up to the baptism tub, and proceed to take a bath... anyone asks WTF, first point out it's impolite to curse in church, and then let them know you're washing away your sins, and now please get the hell out..

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by macca9540

Less to wax!

No... It a free waxing!

As she gets off... RRRriiiipppp!

There's an idea? another product for SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd... But what to call it...... Brazil seatsÔ maybe?

Ô SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd (where any idea is worth stealing)

[macca9540]

Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

No... It a free waxing!

As she gets off... RRRriiiipppp!

There's an idea? another product for SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd... But what to call it...... Brazil seatsÔ maybe?

Ô SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd (where any idea is worth stealing)

Brazil seats, made in England, man made product, no animal content, all natural fibres, comes in varied thickness and shapes, cannot guarantee colour matching or fastness, very durable, one size fits all, limited warranty.

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by macca9540

Brazil seats, made in England, man made product, no animal content, all natural fibres, comes in varied thickness and shapes, cannot guarantee colour matching or fastness, very durable, one size fits all, limited warranty.

I like your style!!

SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd could use a man with your vision!

A vacancy in the Blatently Stupid Ideas Project development department has your name crayoned all over it* would you like a job?

*well... originaly had loopys name on... but thats now crossed out and yours is crayoned over it!!

[macca9540]

Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

I like your style!!

SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd could use a man with your vision!

A vacancy in the Blatently Stupid Ideas Project development department has your name on crayoned all over it* would you like a job?

*well... originaly had loopys name on... but thats now crossed out and yours is crayoned over it!!

I'll think it over today. If I take it on you'll have to find that rusty knife Loopy threatens to use on blokes pink bits. I don't think I would have the same enthusiam for the Brazil seats job without them. Also,what are we going to demote her to.

[macca9540]

Originally Posted by LoopyLee

plastic apron so you dont get covered in gore

This is a christening not a circumcision.

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by macca9540

I'll think it over today. If I take it on you'll have to find that rusty knife Loopy threatens to use on blokes pink bits. I don't think I would have the same enthusiam for the Brazil seats job without them. Also,what are we going to demote her to.

Loopy's happy with her new position as head of the newly formed agressive marketing and unusual punishment department*
Loopy says as she lacks the said pink bits, stupid ideas are not her forte
remember Brazil SeatsÔ (and not forgeting the Booze Bottle Bug BasherÔ & Chateau Cardboard Critter ConcusserÔ) are just the beginning.....

*you buy or get punished.. a novel new approach!

[I_FLY_LOW]

Originally Posted by macca9540

This is a christening not a circumcision.

LMAO!!
this thread is getting better by the minute!

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by macca9540

OK. Chainsaw, earmuffs. Now what?

Just add personal vision to increase enjoyment of the day

Originally Posted by LoopyLee

I just went and sat on my bike.. and I burned my bum SSB had left it out in the sun and the seat had heated up to furnace like temperatures

This happens a lot to me. Parking in the shade just isn't an option 9 times out of 10. I had to ride some 15 kilometres the other day and the seat wouldn't cool down for the whole journey. The tears, oh the tears

[LoopyLee]

Originally Posted by Surffrog

I had to ride some 15 kilometres the other day and the seat wouldn't cool down for the whole journey. The tears, oh the tears

Brings a whole new meaning to 'boil in the bag'

[vex918]

Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

No... It a free waxing!

As she gets off... RRRriiiipppp!

There's an idea? another product for SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd... But what to call it...... Brazil seatsÔ maybe?

Ô SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd (where any idea is worth stealing)

I see a problem with you idea, which may, or may not stop people buying it... it means going out on the bike with no clothes on you lower half...... just an observation...........

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by vex918

I see a problem with you idea, which may, or may not stop people buying it... it means going out on the bike with no clothes on you lower half...... just an observation...........

I don't think of it as a problem....

Practicality is not an option* on any of the amazing products from SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd

*NO options available (unless product couses accidental death or maiming*)
*then it incorparates the amazing Suicide Feature at no extra charge!!

[macca9540]

Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

I don't think of it as a problem....

Practicality is not an option* on any of the amazing products from SSB Enterprises & Blatently Stupid Ideas Ltd

*NO options available (unless product couses accidental death or maiming*)
*then it incorparates the amazing Suicide Feature at no extra charge!!

Way to go SSB. You better take on Liason officer as well as OH&S.

[Sideshow bob]

The job offer still stands macca

[LoopyLee]

Originally Posted by macca9540

Way to go SSB. You better take on Liason officer as well as OH&S.

I'll take on the role of Liason Officer and OH&S.. to be honest my position as head of the Agressive Marketing And Unusual Punishment Department doesn't take up too much of my time.. one glance of my rusty knife and people tend to buy the entire range.. and if that doesnt work, one peek into my 'special room' usually does the trick

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by LoopyLee

I'll take on the role of Liason Officer and OH&S.. to be honest my position as head of the Agressive Marketing And Unusual Punishment Department doesn't take up too much of my time to be honest.. one glance of my rusty knife and people tend to buy the entire range.. and if that doesnt work, one peek into my 'special room' usually does the trick

[macca9540]

Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

The job offer still stands macca

Thinking hard about it mate. It f*cking snowed in Sydney to-day and it's as cold as a nun's nasty at the moment and pissing down, plus you have sun over there hot enough to burn a beaver it seems. I'll sleep on it, the offer that is not the beaver.

[macca9540]

Originally Posted by LoopyLee

, one peek into my 'special room' usually does the trick

SPECIAL ROOM! No-one said anything about a SPECIAL ROOM.

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by macca9540

SPECIAL ROOM! No-one said anything about a SPECIAL ROOM.

It's a dark place only ever talked about in hushed tones

[macca9540]

Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

It's a dark place only ever talked about in hushed tones

Special room, dark place, hushed tones. Last time it cost me $100.00 and I got a nasty rash.

[Sideshow bob]

[Surffrog]

Sounds like someone got done

[LoopyLee]

You won't get a nasty rash in my special room Macca.. it might hurt a bit but definately no nasty rashes..

[macca9540]

I just