The Post Whores Thread.....

Surffrog · 07-29-2008, 4:23 AM

How about Thunder God, Loopy? The hours are good - whenever you feel like it. Retribution is expected from you. You get to hang out above the rain storms when they come and people will generally get out of your way in a queue!

macca9540 · 07-29-2008, 4:26 AM

We've been getting them for the last few days as well, plus some hail just to spice things up.

Sideshow bob · 07-29-2008, 5:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Surffrog

How about Thunder God, Loopy? The hours are good - whenever you feel like it. Retribution is expected from you. You get to hang out above the rain storms when they come and people will generally get out of your way in a queue!

Strange you should suggest that?....
....... As 'the Project' was renamed Thunder god yesterday?!

LoopyLee · 07-29-2008, 5:37 AM

Well, in the end the storm didnt amount to much.. maybe I should take on the role of Thunder God as I'm sure I could have done much better than that

macca9540 · 07-29-2008, 6:04 AM

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Originally Posted by LoopyLee

Well, in the end the storm didnt amount to much.. maybe I should take on the role of Thunder God as I'm sure I could have done much better than that

Depends on what you've been eating really. Beans and sardines have the desired effect.

LoopyLee · 07-29-2008, 6:35 AM

I rather like the idea of being able to lob lightening bolts around.. that could be fun

macca9540 · 07-29-2008, 6:51 AM

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I rather like the idea of being able to lob lightening bolts around.. that could be fun

I hope you're answering Surfs post not mine, if not I think I'm going to have aheart attack .

Surffrog · 07-29-2008, 7:24 AM

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I rather like the idea of being able to lob lightening bolts around.. that could be fun

This was the kind of thing I was thinking!

LoopyLee · 07-29-2008, 8:00 AM

ooh.. ooh.. I wonder if I could keep individual storms in once place*.. FOREVER

like over the houses of people I dont like

*As I'm a girl it should be pretty easy to multi-task like that

Sideshow bob · 07-29-2008, 8:23 AM

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ooh.. ooh.. I wonder if I could keep individual storms in once place*.. FOREVER

like over the houses of people I dont like

*As I'm a girl it should be pretty easy to multi-task like that

.. that'll be a lot of storms...

... not sure if even you can multi-task that much

Surffrog · 07-30-2008, 7:56 AM

As the saying goes, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!"

LoopyLee · 07-30-2008, 8:00 AM

There arn't that many people I dont like.. a handful possibly.. and I'm sure I can manage that many storms

Surffrog · 07-30-2008, 8:02 AM

I many need to refer my response to Sideshow.

macca9540 · 07-30-2008, 8:14 AM

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There arn't that many people I dont like.. a handful possibly.. and I'm sure I can manage that many storms

Just a storm in a tea cup aye Loopy. How's the job hunting going? Also is SSB locked in his padded sell yet?

LoopyLee · 07-30-2008, 8:17 AM

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Also is SSB locked in his padded sell yet?

He is emptying it now.. it also doubles up as the cupboard under the stairs

macca9540 · 07-30-2008, 8:22 AM

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He is emptying it now.. it also doubles up as the cupboard under the stairs

Does'nt sound real secure. A threat like him should have better security than that.

Sideshow bob · 07-30-2008, 8:26 AM

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.. a handful possibly..

Yeah right! .....very big hands!

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I many need to refer my response to Sideshow.

Why else would she wanna be a thundergod... theres a lot of pent up smiteing to be done!!

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is SSB locked in his padded sell yet?

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He is emptying it now.. it also doubles up as the cupboard under the stairs

the upholsterer is due this afternoon! ...........now I know why

Surffrog · 07-30-2008, 8:27 AM

[quote=Sideshow bob;700779]Why else would she wanna be a thundergod... theres a lot of pent up smiteing to be done!!

Loopy, are you holding out on us?

LoopyLee · 07-30-2008, 10:14 AM

Nah.. there are a few people I would like to smite, but not that many.. and in response to SSB's comment about my hands.. I have tiny hands, my size small gloves are too big now they have stretched a bit and now I have to find some extra small ones!!!

LoopyLee · 07-30-2008, 4:13 PM

Right.. this is gonna sound REALLY odd.. ..

Now we have a bit of a problem here at home, as do most of my neighbours and by the looks of it half the people in our town.. There has been a fly population explosion and there are loads of the little buggers in the house every day.. I keep spraying them to kill 'em but have to be careful because of the pets in the house.. now my question isn't anything to do with getting rid of them, its more of a personal (from the flies point of view) problem.. ..

As I have been watching said flies in the house, Ive come to the conclusion that they are 'gettin it on' bloody everywhere.. two flies seem to 'get together' somewhere and make a frantic buzzin noise.. What I wanna know is 'ARE THE BLOO*Y THINGS SHA**IN ALL OVER MY HOUSE?!?!?!? Am I witnessing fly porn all the time?!?!?!?!?

ldavis · 07-30-2008, 4:45 PM

yes, they are hairy like animal.. just think about that the next time you make a sandwich on the counter.. ummmm fly juice.. yumm..

kazza100 · 07-30-2008, 5:42 PM

How large are the fly's appendages? If large then yes indeed you are witnessing porn. If normal fly size then it's just regular sex and I'm sure at least half are disappointed!

LoopyLee · 07-30-2008, 6:02 PM

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How large are the fly's appendages? If large then yes indeed you are witnessing porn. If normal fly size then it's just regular sex and I'm sure at least half are disappointed!

Will dig out the magnifying glass* I have laying round here some where and take a peek.. I havent noticed any girl flies buzzing round with big grins on their faces.. So we obviously dont have the 'John Holmes' fly in the house

*Flies are after all tiny beasties, and their appendages will be a comparable size to their bodies

kazza100 · 07-30-2008, 6:14 PM

Can flies grin? How do they know if they've made each other happy?

Do they care?

Do i for that matter?

With any luck they'll be a trifle tired now, head outside for a post coital fag, and leave your house alone. If not there's already RAID!

Happy spraying

Sideshow bob · 07-30-2008, 6:21 PM

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If not there's already RAID!

Bloody RAIDs useless...
been throwing it at them for an hour.. and aint hit one yet*

*although I've scratched the door, broke the lightbulb and the cat has concussion

kazza100 · 07-30-2008, 7:14 PM

try lighting it - never fails to work.

Flame thrower or grenade - choice is yours

Could've done with either a minute ago when a nasty spider decided to climb the wall. Wasn't invited, didn't stay long!

BigBassTurd · 07-30-2008, 7:15 PM

Get the little sticky strips you hang from the ceilings. Or spread some honey on a yellow sheet of paper and put it where the flies are.

BigBassTurd · 07-30-2008, 7:17 PM

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Could've done with either a minute ago when a nasty spider decided to climb the wall. Wasn't invited, didn't stay long!

I like when the spiders hang down form the ceiling on my patio. I play a little spider T-Ball with the kids wiffle ball bat. Swing batta batta batta

kazza100 · 07-30-2008, 7:24 PM

There's nothing quite like creating your own fun - and to involve the kids - even better!!

Any other strange games you wish to share?
rabbit russian roulette perhaps??!

Twincam · 07-30-2008, 7:28 PM

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I like when the spiders hang down form the ceiling on my patio. I play a little spider T-Ball with the kids wiffle ball bat.

Thats one way to get the house re-decorated

Have you guys ever seen or used them blue electronic fly killers? If yes, do they work (I blew my sister-in-law's one up by accident when flicking water - her fault for putting it above the sink

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