[Twincam]

Originally Posted by kazza100

There's nothing quite like creating your own fun - and to involve the kids - even better!!

Kazza, I see your from Northamptonshire - I have a sister that lives in NN3 (not far from Billing - where she works too)

[BigBassTurd]

Wait I got an idea. Put your helmet on flip up the visor and run around real fast. Seems like everytime I flip my visor up I kill a bug with my face.

[Twincam]

Originally Posted by BigBassTurd

Wait I got an idea. Put your helmet on flip up the visor and run around real fast. Seems like everytime I flip my visor up I kill a bug with my face.

You must have a scary looking face ...


Joking

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by Twincam

Thats one way to get the house re-decorated

Have you guys ever seen or used them blue electronic fly killers? If yes, do they work (I blew my sister-in-law's one up by accident when flicking water - her fault for putting it above the sink )

While this works a treat, nothing provides quite the satisfaction of a can of hair spray and a zippo. It won't hurt the pets either... as long as you don't aim it at them anyway

[kazza100]

Originally Posted by Twincam

Kazza, I see your from Northamptonshire - I have a sister that lives in NN3 (not far from Billing - where she works too)

Hi Twincam,
I'm in Towcester, near N'ton - pronounced toaster. Always wanted to name my house 'breville sanwich of..' but never got round to it!

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by kazza100

Hi Twincam,
I'm in Towcester, near N'ton - pronounced toaster. Always wanted to name my house 'breville sanwich of..' but never got round to it!

Drive past you nearly every day kazza....
now I must dig out the sandwich toaster!*

*toasted sarnies all week.. then it'll be thrown back in cupboard for years ...again (as is the fate of all sandwich toasters)

[kazza100]

Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

Drive past you nearly every day kazza....
now I must dig out the sandwich toaster!*

*toasted sarnies all week.. then it'll be thrown back in cupboard for years ...again (as is the fate of all sandwich toasters)

I have led a deprived life and never owned a sandwich toaster

I do believe many years back i put one on my wedding list and no b*****d bought me one. At least i would have had something to show for it when it all came to an end! Think i got a fondue set (not on the list) which was never used. At least a sandwich toaster would have been loved briefly!

Don't forget to wave as you go past!!

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by kazza100

I have led a deprived life and never owned a sandwich toaster

You just haven't lived untill you've sampled the culinary delight of toasted sarnies (and burnt you're tounge on the furnace hot filling )

Don't forget to wave as you go past!!

will do...

.... when you see a big white van Illegally parked in towcester, that'll be me

[BigBassTurd]

Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

You just haven't lived untill you've sampled the culinary delight of toasted sarnies (and burnt you're tounge on the furnace hot filling )

SSB what the heck are sarnies?

Edit: I googled it and found pigskin sarnies from Thailand. It looked like a Hogie, Sub , Fancy $7 dollar sandwhich, but with yummuy yummy pig skin.

Furnace hot filling.. sounds like every chicken pot pie I've had. Actually they're like molten lava inside. After the first bite your mouth is so burnt you can't taste it anyways. HMMMM Maybe they do that on pourpose so it could taste like s#!te and you still would eat it. (Damn you Marie Calender's and your taste bud conspiracy) .

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by BigBassTurd

SSB what the heck are sarnies?

Shame on you

not knowing what sarnies are!!

sarnie (plural Sarnies)
(UK, Informal) a sandwich (two pieces of bread with filling..Named after its inventor, the Earl of Sandwich*)

*quoted as saying I wanted to be remembered for boots like wellington, not for a manky bit of meat between two slices of bread, Oh well... at least i've not been remembered for a S.T.D. like old Lord Chlamydia

[LoopyLee]

I'm now gonna jack this thread (well kind of, considering its a post whores thread)

I GOT A NEW JOB

Start a week on Monday (provided I don't hear back from the one I applied for a month ago)

[Bucko@buck88.ka]

Congratulations Loopy and may i ask what job ?

[BigBassTurd]

I'm going to start calling them sarnies from now on. When they ask what the heck are those, I will respond "Shame on you you bloody wanker for not knowing what the all masterful sarnie is."

Congrats Loopy on the job! BBT will now do the truffle shuffle on your behalf

[LoopyLee]

Thank you BBT, its working in a place which makes warning signs for all kinds of applications.. bit of allsorts in the warehouse.. practically the same money as I was on before but nice set hours (no different shifts all week) and no weekend work

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by BigBassTurd

I'm going to start calling them sarnies from now on. When they ask what the heck are those, I will respond "Shame on you you bloody wanker for not knowing what the all masterful sarnie is."

Amazing what you can learn on here, aint it

[Twincam]

Originally Posted by kazza100

Hi Twincam,
I'm in Towcester, near N'ton - pronounced toaster. Always wanted to name my house 'breville sanwich of..' but never got round to it!

I was near there from Thursday until Sunday - Staying in Whittlebury Golf Club - for the classic weekend at Silverstone... Had to go to Towcestor a few times for fuel too (BP Garage somewhere)

[scandurah]

Watch out, somebody is throwing peanuts.

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by LoopyLee

I'm now gonna jack this thread (well kind of, considering its a post whores thread)

I GOT A NEW JOB

Start a week on Monday (provided I don't hear back from the one I applied for a month ago)

Congrats, Loopy. That's great news

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by LoopyLee

Thank you BBT, its working in a place which makes warning signs for all kinds of applications.. bit of allsorts in the warehouse.. practically the same money as I was on before but nice set hours (no different shifts all week) and no weekend work

You might want to start by replacing all the signs that Twin has nicked (Opps, sorry I meant borrowed and forgotten to give back) over the years

[ldavis]

congrats on the new job, wish i could find something that gave me better hours.. ugghhh..

[ldavis]

oh yeah, and from now on they shall be called sarnies@!@@!! thanks SSB

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by scandurah

Watch out, somebody is throwing peanuts.

What?

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by ldavis

oh yeah, and from now on they shall be called sarnies@!@@!! thanks SSB

Brits have been calling them that for as long as I can remember

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by Surffrog

Brits have been calling them that for as long as I can remember

Yes,
but...us Brits with our funny ways...You Know how it is... The rest of the world either catches up or ignores us*


*Ignore is the best option we eventually go away.. Eh!.... india, pakistan,australia and every other country we invaded.... (I mean)colinised then abandoned once the locals got roudy

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

Ignore is the best option we eventually go away.. Eh!.... india, pakistan,australia and every other country we invaded.... (I mean)colinised then abandoned once the locals got roudy[/size]

We were forced to give up the Empire or the US weren't going to help in Europe over the war

We didn't give it away lightly.

[LoopyLee]

New Temporary House (Well, Garden) Guest...

I had to go to the shop earlier for cow juice and on my way back I found a young hedgehog just sat in the middle of the path.. Hedgehogs are not supposed to be out in the day, so I shuffled my shopping, picked it up in a carrier bag and took it home so I check it was ok.. So got Tiggy home and into a box full of straw while I gave her some food (I'm just assuming its a 'she') while I sorted out something a little bigger for her to stay in while I make sure she is ok.. And I came up with this (photo 1).. the Tiggy hospital.. I can keep an eye on her for a few days while I make sure she is eating and drinking ok, following instructions from hedgehog rescue places, before I find somewhere safe to release her..
The other photos are of Tiggy stuffing her face, I think she is really hungry..

[Surffrog]

Originally Posted by LoopyLee

New Temporary House (Well, Garden) Guest...

I had to go to the shop earlier for cow juice and on my way back I found a young hedge hog just sat in the middle of the path.. Hegdehogs are not supposed to be out in the day, so I shuffled my shopping, picked it up in a carrier bag and took it home so I check it was ok.. So got Tiggy home and into a box full of straw while I gave her some food (I'm just assuming its a 'she') why I sorted out something a little bigger for her to stay in while I made sure she was ok.. And I came up with this (photo 1).. the Tiggy hospital.. I can keep an eye on her for a few days while I make sure she is eating and drinking ok, following instructions from hedgehog rescue places, before I find somewhere safe to release her..
The other photos are of Tiggy stuffing her face, I think she is really hungry..

Loopy, you are sooooooo like my mum. I was going to say make sure you don't give her any milk (it kills them) but I guess you know that already

[LoopyLee]

She must be starving.. she has eaten virtually the whole plate of cat food already!!!!

[Sideshow bob]

Originally Posted by Surffrog

We were forced to give up the Empire or the US weren't going to help in Europe over the war

We didn't give it away lightly.

No..No..

we gave it away becouse we a nice friendly little island nation... Who were only there helping the locals....not pillaging their natural resources or attempting world domination as some might think we were just helping our neighbours, never invaded anywhere*

*Unless you talking about the french and all we did then was go an ask them to turn the tv down, the cheese eating surrender monkeys* started it
*as Mr Clarkson calls them

[Bucko@buck88.ka]

I recently had my eyes tested and today got my first pair of spectacles.











God i'm looking old !