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The Post Whores Thread.....
07-25-2008, 11:01 AM
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| The Post Whores Thread..... After discussions that a few threads have gotten out of hand recently and gone right off topic (they have really, and I'm as guilty as anyone on here of doing it) with non related posts, it was decided a 'post whore thread' might be a good idea.. So this is your chance to gossip to your hearts content.. to take the pi** out of the more strange* people on here.. and basically to post about the weird and wonderful things which pop into our heads from time to time.. Basically this is a free for all post wise (just keep it clean and conform to site rules!!!) .. randomness is totally allowed here..... *Sideshow Bob springs to mind while writing this..
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07-25-2008, 11:29 AM
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#2 | | I'm a bird.. NOT a bloke!!!
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... BigBassTurds Sack Problem BigBassTurd Quote:
Help can anyone find my sack. They went missing right after my wife/girlfriend told me to sell my bike. Any help is appreciated as it is really hard for me to grow a pair at this time | LoopyLee Surffrog Quote: Quote: ermm.. why THIS TIME??? has this happened before then? |
He's run out of magic portion | Macca Quote: Quote: He's run out of magic portion |
He's run out of a portion of magic potion.
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Finger trouble - I'm not known for spelling errors. This is the problem when you're trying to work as well
But I would imagine that he's not run out of a portion of potion but the whole bloody lot! | LoopyLee Quote:
maybe we could fabricate him a set and staple them on.. would do as a temporary fix until he can get some more potion.. you guys hold him down and i'll nail them back on | Surffrog Quote: Quote: maybe we could fabricate him a set and staple them on.. would do as a temporary fix until he can get some more potion.. you guys hold him down and i'll nail them back on | | BigBassTurd Quote:
Brass ones please | |
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07-25-2008, 1:25 PM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... I had to look up what a leemar is because for some reason, I kept telling people that I would enjoy having one................
Also, I work at a M&M/Mars candy DC and I have given everyone that works there a name or title based on the Willy Wonka films.
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07-25-2008, 2:04 PM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Yeaa a thread were I can just say whatever pops in my head.
I want a pet Monkey and an Oompaloompa to train it!  |
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07-25-2008, 3:24 PM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Quote:
Originally Posted by BigBassTurd Yeaa a thread were I can just say whatever pops in my head.
I want a pet Monkey and an Oompaloompa to train it!  | If only i'd known , just sold my last Oompaloompa ! |
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07-25-2008, 3:59 PM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Quote:
Originally Posted by Desert Blade I had to look up what a leemar is because for some reason, I kept telling people that I would enjoy having one................Fox | a fluffy animal with a verrryy long tail  could be interesting!!! but then again it could be considered a tad odd as well!! |
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07-25-2008, 5:06 PM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... So there i was, sack deep, in some hot snatch.... |
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07-25-2008, 7:04 PM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Are you saying it's like throwin a hot dog down a hallway
Careful what you say in this thread I don't want it removed. It's the only place I can let my tourettes run wild.  |
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07-25-2008, 7:27 PM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Quote:
Originally Posted by BigBassTurd I want a pet Monkey!  | Have you been talking to Surffrog.. he seems to have a bit of a monkey problem at the moment  |
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07-25-2008, 8:14 PM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... An eye blinks at 300 to 400 hundred milliseconds per blink.
now you know...
post whores unite!! wo hoo!! thank you, I'll be here all week.. don't forget to tip your waitress....
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07-25-2008, 8:18 PM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Quote:
Originally Posted by I_FLY_LOW An eye blinks at 300 to 400 hundred milliseconds per blink.
now you know... | I like this one.. apparently if you sneeze with your eyes open your eyeballs will pop out.. not sure if its true but its gross all the same, just thinking about it |
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07-25-2008, 8:21 PM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... What can I say, big girls need lovin too... ok, a lot of lovin...
It's funny that this thread popped up.. In another forum I'm in, there is a hilarious multi-page thread called "ask Ted".. the resident smart guy...
one of the last questions posted, was "how does one become a post whore, and why?"
one answer to the how, included the proper application of a random insertion of the "sack deep ~ hot snatch" phrase, in a random thread, as well as complete threadjacking by inserting useless off-topic info...
the why was answered in an eloquently hilarious way as well...
Ted would be proud... |
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07-25-2008, 8:23 PM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... could you imagine having to clean up said, displaced, snot covered, eyeballs prior to reinsertion??? |
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07-25-2008, 8:27 PM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Quote:
Originally Posted by I_FLY_LOW could you imagine having to clean up said, displaced, snot covered, eyeballs prior to reinsertion??? |  oh great.. i've just eaten |
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07-25-2008, 9:21 PM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... I tried the standing on the coner thing, but only wierd creepy men wanted to picking me up. Duece Bigalow had better luck then me! So I decided to become a post whore.
Peace out! I am out going for a ride 
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07-25-2008, 9:33 PM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread.....
Actually post whoes just edit and add stuff so they are undercover! |
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07-26-2008, 5:50 AM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... I'm sure the washing in the laundry basket is breeding.. I take a load out to put it in the machine, practically emptying it and yet when I turn back round again its still full... Why is this  |
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07-26-2008, 7:00 AM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Quote:
Originally Posted by LoopyLee I'm sure the washing in the laundry basket is breeding.. I take a load out to put it in the machine, practically emptying it and yet when I turn back round again its still full... Why is this  | If you switch the washing machine on once you've filled it up you don't have to put the clothes back in the laundry basket.........but then again i'm a guy what do i know about the intricate workings of a washing machine !!!!!  |
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07-26-2008, 7:26 AM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Quote:
Originally Posted by vex918 If you switch the washing machine on once you've filled it up you don't have to put the clothes back in the laundry basket.........but then again i'm a guy what do i know about the intricate workings of a washing machine !!!!!  | but.. but.. I am switching the machine on... and its washin the clothes and everything..
but the basket is still full when I turn round.. and if I'm REALLY unlucky its overflowed all over the floor as well  Its breeding I tell you  |
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07-26-2008, 7:35 AM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Quote:
Originally Posted by LoopyLee but.. but.. I am switching the machine on... and its washin the clothes and everything..
but the basket is still full when I turn round.. and if I'm REALLY unlucky its overflowed all over the floor as well  Its breeding I tell you  | Hove thought of killing everyone in the house??? that should reduce the washing  |
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07-26-2008, 8:12 AM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Yes.. on occasions I have thought just that.. and not necessarily for just for my laundry situation.. |
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07-27-2008, 6:26 AM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Why is there nothin but shi*e on tv on a Sunday morning?? |
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07-27-2008, 6:37 AM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Quote:
Originally Posted by LoopyLee Why is there nothin but shi*e on tv on a Sunday morning?? | Find a christening to crash. |
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07-27-2008, 7:27 AM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Probably because they expect everybody to be so wasted over the weekend that no one's really watching it!
And christenings are boring unless someone remembers to bring the chainsaw! |
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07-27-2008, 7:29 AM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Quote:
Originally Posted by Surffrog Probably because they expect everybody to be so wasted over the weekend that no one's really watching it!
And christenings are boring unless someone remembers to bring the chainsaw! | CHAINSAW? OK I'm all ears. |
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07-27-2008, 7:33 AM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Quote:
Originally Posted by macca9540 CHAINSAW? OK I'm all ears. | Oh yeah, I forgot, you might want to bring the earmuffs, too. They're a bit loud  |
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07-27-2008, 7:35 AM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... OK. Chainsaw, earmuffs. Now what? |
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07-27-2008, 7:46 AM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... I just went and sat on my bike.. and I burned my bum  SSB had left it out in the sun and the seat had heated up to furnace like temperatures  |
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07-27-2008, 7:47 AM
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#29 | | I'm a bird.. NOT a bloke!!!
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Quote:
Originally Posted by macca9540 OK. Chainsaw, earmuffs. Now what? | plastic apron so you dont get covered in gore  |
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07-27-2008, 8:13 AM
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| Re: The Post Whores Thread..... Quote:
Originally Posted by LoopyLee I just went and sat on my bike.. and I burned my bum  SSB had left it out in the sun and the seat had heated up to furnace like temperatures  | Less to wax! |
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