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Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!!
12-01-2008, 11:54 AM
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| Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! The Whizzinator, a fake penis, a heater and fake urine device...LOL BBC NEWS | World | Americas | Men guilty over fake penis scam
Sooooooo, who ordered one? Jazzy, SSB, macca???  |
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12-01-2008, 12:25 PM
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! Or you could lay off the drugs when you know this will be coming. |
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12-01-2008, 2:53 PM
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#3 | | WYSIWYG
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! Quote:
Originally Posted by FB1000inPA | I'll pass thanks FB, but I think it would be funny to have one with a large capacity reservoir for joking around at times. 
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12-01-2008, 2:54 PM
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! Why me ! WHY ME !! I could never of been suspected of doing ANYTHING like that ever....*
Plus....errmm....urrrmm....cant think of any other excuses, must of been all the drugs i took years ago have scrambled my memory**
Naaahhh only joking, but yes I did buy one just for the craic to have a laugh down the pub***
* innocent until proven guilty, you cant prove anything, you aint seen me
** Think thats thrown it the wrong direction ***Honesty best policy, that should throw them off the scent
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12-01-2008, 2:55 PM
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! You notice how quiet jazzy and SSB are? Maybe we hit a soar nerve there??
Oooops, jazzy just replied. So it happens, his excuse is  |
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12-01-2008, 2:59 PM
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#6 | | Unleash the POWER!!
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! Quote:
Originally Posted by FB1000inPA You notice how quiet jazzy and SSB are? Maybe we hit a soar nerve there??
Oooops, jazzy just replied. So it happens, his excuse is  | I was quite impressed with my EXCUSE actually Mr FB 
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12-01-2008, 3:04 PM
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! Quote:
Originally Posted by jazzy I was quite impressed with my EXCUSE actually Mr FB  | What's up with the SSB imitation? Writing in small font?? Sheesh...  |
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12-01-2008, 3:05 PM
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!!
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12-01-2008, 3:10 PM
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#9 | | Out Of Many, We Are One
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! You have to give credit to these guys... Who would have not only thought of something like this, but to actually make it for three years...?
Drugs usually stay within the body longer than you expect (depends what you take) and also your hair stores traces of the drugs e.g. cocaine could still be seen three months later in your hair!
SSB is still probably ordering a batch of them... Or buying the business...
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12-01-2008, 3:18 PM
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! Quote:
Originally Posted by Twincam SSB is still probably ordering a batch of them... Or buying the business... | I can see that. Totally agree with you. Loopy will be happy about the mass of wieners she will have at her disposal.  |
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12-01-2008, 3:30 PM
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#11 | | How fast does your crotch rocket?
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! I think FB found this because he was looking for a prosthetic |
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12-01-2008, 3:33 PM
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! Quote:
Originally Posted by WyoJames I think FB found this because he was looking for a prosthetic | Yep, I did. And you like it when others do the research for you.  |
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12-01-2008, 3:35 PM
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#13 | | How fast does your crotch rocket?
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! Quote:
Originally Posted by FB1000inPA Yep, I did. And you like it when others do the research for you.  | I do, it makes things less stressful  |
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12-01-2008, 3:40 PM
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! I remember seeing a film with a similar device years ago (withnail and i) great film worth a watch if you ever get the chance
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12-02-2008, 12:18 AM
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! Y would you need to have a fake dick? do they watch you when you test? |
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12-02-2008, 1:29 AM
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#16 | | How fast does your crotch rocket?
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! Quote:
Originally Posted by stegen Y would you need to have a fake dick? do they watch you when you test? | I was testing for my last job and the lady left the door open and stood and the doorway watching my back while i did my business....talk about a stressful situation lol |
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12-02-2008, 1:31 AM
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! If she was hot, asked if she wouldn't mind holding it. YouTube - The Whizzinator (Award Winner) |
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12-02-2008, 1:36 AM
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#18 | | How fast does your crotch rocket?
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! Quote:
Originally Posted by lanbrown If she was hot, asked if she wouldn't mind holding it. |
she absolutely was not hot, lol, and was about 40 years older than me |
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12-02-2008, 3:52 PM
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! I want one to water my house plants with. Oh wait the ones on the porch even better..... "Hey, Good morning Bob! Just thought I would water the plants. "  |
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12-02-2008, 4:12 PM
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! A friend of mine has one and wore it to his drug test. He didn't know that they were taking hair. lol. failed for THC. |
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12-02-2008, 5:46 PM
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| Re: Worried that U can't pass that drug screen? Get this!! Quote:
Originally Posted by sumthin_major A friend of mine has one and wore it to his drug test. He didn't know that they were taking hair. lol. failed for THC. | He got owned on that one. He learned one of two things:
1) Nothing
2) Shave your entire body and say you are a swimmer. |
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