| Blair and Bush Whilst Tony Blair is visiting George W to discuss Britain's relationship to America and the Peace in Iraq, George invites Tony up to Camp David for the weekend.
Walking through the grounds they come across a sheep with its head stuck between the bars of a gate.
George W is delighted, "Well there's a bit of luck, in Texas we call this a ranch-hand's bonus." He promptly walks up to the back of the sheep, drops his kecks and proceeds to make love to the unfortunate animal.
Once satisfied he steps away saying - "Come on Tony, your turn."
But Tony is embarrassed. "No really George, that's very kind, but I don't think this is the time or the place. Besides I doubt I could get my head between the bars." |