[ConqSoft]

2004 Democratic Convention

6:00pm- Opening---Flag Burning Ceremony

6:05pm- Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations

6:10pm- Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

6:30pm- Antiwar Concert by Barbra Streisand

6:45pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00pm- Tribute to France

7:10pm- Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund

7:30pm- Tribute to Germany

7:45pm- Antiwar rally moderated by Michael Moore

8:25pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:30pm- Terrorist appeasement workshop

9:00pm- Homosexual Marriage ceremonies for male and female same sex partners.

9:30pm- CBS,NBC,ABC and CNN Seminars on "How to Defeat President Bush".

10:00pm- Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10pm- Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss

10:20pm- Solo-Howard Dean, "Yeeearrrrrrg!"

10:30pm- Abortion Demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50pm- Honorary Awards to the New York Times and the Washington Post.

11:00pm- Marriage ceremonies for Threesomes and other kinky groups.

11:15pm- Workshop- "How to Maximize Welfare Payments"

11:30pm- Pep rally to raise Bail for Saddam Hussein.

11:50pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00pm- Nomination of John Kerry for President

1:00am- Nomination of obscure born loser for Vice-President

2:00am- Rest, Recovery and Sobering-up recess

5:00am- Ted Kennedy will conduct a swimming and water safety class

6:00 am- Closing Prayer by O.J. Simpson

[Baketech]

OMFG!!!!!

[929_Nupe]

OUCH!!!!
and to top it all off
6:00 am- Closing Prayer by O.J. Simpson

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[ND4SPD]

[cbrsquid]

good ol' billy clinton doesn't get a spot?