[BigDaddyJ]

Doesn't even matter which canidate you like, at the end you'll be to drunk to care...

Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Let's face it. The presidential debates are a nuisance. But for whatever reason, most television networks feel obliged to carry them.

So stop your whining and make the best of a bad situation with the Official 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game. All you have to do is line up your favorite beverage and pick a candidate. Then let the game begin:

- Every time President Bush says the word "safer," take a drink. If he uses the word "democracy" in the same sentence, make it a double.

- For every John Kerry reference to the UN, have a drink.

- If Bush uses the phrase "compassionate conservative," you must chug your entire beverage.

- Take one drink for every three times Kerry points with his left hand.

- Any previously recorded Bushism, like "misunderestimate" or "subliminable," used by the president during the debate requires one drink.

- If Kerry exceeds the time limit for any response, take a drink.

- Back-to-back offenses require a double shot and a NoDoz.

A reference by your candidate to any of the following requires one drink:

1) Florida

2) North Korea

3) Axis of evil

4) Saddam Hussein

5) The American people

- And for an exciting twist on the game, anytime anybody mentions the word "Vietnam," everybody has to take a drink.

In this game, everyone's a winner. At worst, you'll reach the end of the debate experiencing a warm, pleasant buzz. But if you're really lucky, you'll pass out by 10 o'clock and won't have to listen to the closing statements. Cheers!

[Baketech]

How about these...?

Every time Kerry's fakey hand gestures don't synch with his talking points you have to drink....

When Bushy says Nucular, you have to drink...

[CBRVFR]

Originally Posted by Baketech

When Bushy says Nucular, you have to drink...

I do that routinely.

[ER]

Funny post. If I still drank I'd play along for sure. I can't say I'll catch any of the debates, since....well...is anyone really going to learn anything from this? It's all one big bi-partisan advertisement and it's scary to think that there are still undecideds out there.

[Baketech]

Originally Posted by Baketech

When Bushy says Nucular, you have to drink...

Originally Posted by CBRVFR

I do that routinely.

I've been thinking about this "nucular" thing today...I'm thinking that in the beginning it was unintentional, but now it's fully intentional. He obviously has coaches/advisors to sort these sorts of issues, and is not ignorant of it. I think now that he actually "plays" it as a way of identifying with the majority of Americans that can't pronounce it either.....

[deez]

Originally Posted by CBRVFR

I do that routinely.

Definitely nucular

[literbike]

just got done watching. help. im out of beer.