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10-27-2004, 7:46 AM
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| Lexus LS400 A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day,
> > complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The
> > salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
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> > "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
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> > The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
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> > "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the
> > speakers.
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> > The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
> > she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if
> > she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
> >
> > One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car,
> > but she swerved in time to avoid them.
> >
> > "IDIOTS!" she yelled.
> >
> > John Kerry came on and introduced the French National Anthem, sung
> > by the Dixie Chicks... |
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10-27-2004, 8:20 AM
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Join Date: 11-04-2001 Location: Raleigh, NC USA
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| Re: Lexus LS400 Quote: |
Originally Posted by ND4SPD A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day,
> > complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The
> > salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
> >
> > "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
> >
> > The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
> >
> > "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the
> > speakers.
> >
> > The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
> > she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if
> > she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
> >
> > One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car,
> > but she swerved in time to avoid them.
> >
> > "IDIOTS!" she yelled.
> >
> > John Kerry came on and introduced the French National Anthem, sung
> > by the Dixie Chicks... |
don't quit your day job, youngster!  |
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10-27-2004, 8:31 AM
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| Re: Lexus LS400 Quote: |
Originally Posted by QuikMike | c'mon wilson, you know if it would have said bush you would have thought it to be funny! I would have!  |
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10-27-2004, 8:44 AM
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| Re: Lexus LS400 Quote: |
Originally Posted by ccwilli3 c'mon wilson, you know if it would have said bush you would have thought it to be funny! I would have!  |
I dunno what you're talking about!  |
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10-27-2004, 9:04 AM
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| Re: Lexus LS400 Quote: |
Originally Posted by ccwilli3 c'mon wilson, you know if it would have said bush you would have thought it to be funny! I would have!  | He's just bitter 'cuz he's still riding a Yammie  |
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10-27-2004, 9:07 AM
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| Re: Lexus LS400 Quote: |
Originally Posted by ND4SPD He's just bitter 'cuz he's still riding a Yammie  |
damnit, I have been found out....have some pity on me ND, I am still working on that...  |
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10-27-2004, 9:57 AM
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| Re: Lexus LS400 Time to bring the car back to Lexus for voice calibration. Something's wrong, I believe. |
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