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Seriously, man? ****.

Christ America, I mean Jesus. Okay, well—I mean seriously? ****, ****in' ****. Fuuuuuuuh-uuuuuuuuuuh-uuuck. Okay, you know what? Whatever? Welcome to some serious ****ing Orwellian-****. Oh yeah, I forget, you don't read. You're America. Welcome to some serious Survivor-****, I guess.

I mean ****, America. Seriously. You just royally ****ed yourself. Good luck. I mean I'm going to survive. I was in ****ing 'Nam. I've looked a man in the eye, and shot him in the face, and now thanks to your once and
future king George, assault weapons are now readily available, so you better watch your backs, man. That's all I'm gonna say about that.

We're not going to do a recount, but I can't promise there won't be a body count. Okay, sorry. That was uncalled for. I'm not actually going to kill anybody. ****, I mean what would the point be anyway, I mean that would be all like euthanasia anyway, cause y'alls ****ed, and I mean fee-ucked. I don't know, maybe I'll go to France. They like me over there, not like you
****in' Travis Tritt listenin' ****ers over here.

**** man, when I was campaigning in Ohio, and saw this bumper sticker that said, 'Kerry For President of France,' and I thought to myself, 'yeah, man, maybe I will run for the president of France.' That way I'll be able to outsource some serious whoopass to you NASCAR watchin' mother****ers. Not you, Edwards, you're cool, Dean, you're cool, Obama, **** yeah
man. You know we tight. ****in' brothers from different mothers, yo. You showed their honky asses, and what was all of that 'selfish hedonist' ****, anyway, huh? Theresa, baby, I may not be home for a few days. Dash' and me are goin to a bar back in 'chusetts where everybody knows my name. To everyone else, I hope you got some accessories that go with camoflauge, 'cause y'all gonna be wearing that **** soon. Peace out, suckers. Seriously, peace-out.