Friday, Political funny.........

Rigor · 02-18-2005, 1:43 PM

On a warm sunny day, President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld were in the oval office, standing over a desk, covered with papers. As Colon Powell entered the room, he asked what the two were doing.

Bush replied: "Were planning World War Three..."

Powell replied, "How ya gonna do that...?"

Rumsfeld replied, "We're going to kill one million muslim-extremist/terrorists and a smokin' hot, 5' 9" tall blonde with big tits."

Powell exclaimed, "Why would you kill a smokin' hot, 5'9" tall blonde with big tits?"

Rumsfeld stated, "See Mr. President....i told you nobody would care about the one million muslim-extremist/terrorists....."

aussie_929 · 02-28-2005, 1:44 AM

Is that supposed to be funny?

SuperDave · 02-28-2005, 8:19 AM

Easy there aussie. I thought it was somewhat funny. Why? Hmmm, think about it. The Bush administration gains approval to attack another country through terrifying it's US citizens that Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction will soon be the end of the US. We attack and kill hundreds and thousands of Iraqi people. "Oops, can't seem to find them, ahhhhhhhhh........we're now here to liberate you and start our Middle East Democracy Plan!". It's called Diversion.

HondaGalToo · 02-28-2005, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperDave

Easy there aussie. I thought it was somewhat funny. Why? Hmmm, think about it. The Bush administration gains approval to attack another country through terrifying it's US citizens that Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction will soon be the end of the US. We attack and kill hundreds and thousands of Iraqi people. "Oops, can't seem to find them, ahhhhhhhhh........we're now here to liberate you and start our Middle East Democracy Plan!". It's called Diversion.

ccwilli3 · 02-28-2005, 11:24 AM

I thought it was hilarious! Good job rigor!

ccwilli3 · 02-28-2005, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperDave

Easy there aussie. I thought it was somewhat funny. Why? Hmmm, think about it. The Bush administration gains approval to attack another country through terrifying it's US citizens that Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction will soon be the end of the US. We attack and kill hundreds and thousands of Iraqi people. "Oops, can't seem to find them, ahhhhhhhhh........we're now here to liberate you and start our Middle East Democracy Plan!". It's called Diversion.

wow.

Baketech · 02-28-2005, 11:26 AM

johnnycrash · 02-28-2005, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by HondaGalToo

X 2

SuperDave · 02-28-2005, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ccwilli3

wow.

"I'M BACK BABY!"

BDA116 · 02-28-2005, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperDave

Easy there aussie. I thought it was somewhat funny. Why? Hmmm, think about it. The Bush administration gains approval to attack another country through terrifying it's US citizens that Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction will soon be the end of the US. We attack and kill hundreds and thousands of Iraqi people. "Oops, can't seem to find them, ahhhhhhhhh........we're now here to liberate you and start our Middle East Democracy Plan!". It's called Diversion.

SuperDave · 02-28-2005, 11:32 AM

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I knew you wouldn't be far behind.

Did you miss me?

Pete · 02-28-2005, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by aussie_929

Is that supposed to be funny?

Dad?

-Cowboy1600

ccwilli3 · 02-28-2005, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete

Dad?

-Cowboy1600

If the dingo hadn't beat him over the fence to be with his mother, it would be...

aussie_929 · 03-01-2005, 12:09 AM

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If the dingo hadn't beat him over the fence to be with his mother, it would be...

You are a sad little man, arent you?

Cowboy1600 · 03-01-2005, 3:27 AM

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If the dingo hadn't beat him over the fence to be with his mother, it would be...

I dont find that funny. I think this post should be deleted. Making such a comment under these circumstances is definately over-stepping the boundries.

ccwilli3 · 03-01-2005, 8:13 AM

You guys need to lighten up... Jokes are jokes and not to be taken seriously.

Just like the original post, its a joke, let it go... The world is full of internet tough guys, we don't need two more.

PS: The block feature works wonderfully well.

Baketech · 03-01-2005, 8:23 AM

I love it....namecalling, and taunts are great fun until someone does it back at ya...