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10-03-2005, 5:21 PM
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 | A GWB joke... Got this off another forum... Clocks... A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." | |
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10-03-2005, 5:24 PM
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10-03-2005, 5:25 PM
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| Re: A GWB joke... I thought that was a Paul Martin joke? |
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10-03-2005, 5:29 PM
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| Re: A GWB joke...  Oldie............ |
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10-03-2005, 5:33 PM
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10-03-2005, 8:18 PM
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| Re: A GWB joke... Z... |
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10-03-2005, 9:03 PM
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| Re: A GWB joke...   BDA is gonna kick your AZZ! |
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10-03-2005, 10:04 PM
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| Re: A GWB joke... Don't get me wrong I don't want to start a pissing match on american politics, that would be like me bringing a knife to a tank fight...Just thought that it was kinda funny...  |
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10-03-2005, 10:10 PM
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| Re: A GWB joke... Wasn't expecting that ending. Would of been funnier with Clinton in there. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman". |
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10-03-2005, 11:03 PM
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| Re: A GWB joke... That joke has had more people inserted into it than Madonna. |
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10-21-2005, 8:29 AM
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| Re: A GWB joke... lol |
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10-21-2005, 8:40 AM
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| Re: A GWB joke... Thats funny. I think it fits ever politican though. |
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