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> INSTALLING LOVE
>
> Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?
>
> Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install
> Love. Can you guide me though the process?
>
> Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
>
> Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do
> I do first?
>
> Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located
> your Heart?
>
> Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it
> okay to install Love while they are running?
>
> Tech Support: What programs are running ?
>
> Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
> Resentment running right now.
>
> Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from
> your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory
> but it will no longer
> disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem
> with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to
> completely turn off
> Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly
> installed. Can you turn those off?
>
> Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
>
> Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke
> Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and
> Resentment have been completely
> erased.
>
> Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that
> normal?
>
> Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
> You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the
> upgrades.
>
> Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -
> Program not run on external components ." What should I do?
>
> Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to
> run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In
> non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before
> you can Love others.
>
> Customer: So, what should I do?
>
> Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following
> files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your
> Limitations.
>
> Customer: Okay, done.
>
> Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system
> will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty
> programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
> directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it
> is completely gone and never comes back.
>
> Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is
> playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves
> all over My Heart.
> Is this normal?
>
> Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually
> everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and
> running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure
> to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in
> turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
>
> Customer: Thank you, God.

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