Honk twice for Satan.

*JeepinJeff* · 04-02-2007, 1:28 PM

"The Waterbury Connecticut Republican American Newspaper"

Just saw this on CNN but couldn't find a story on their site. The guy says he'll take it down after Easter.

Good humor I say.

*sinfuldragon* · 04-02-2007, 1:39 PM

Oh thats a riot!!

stranger · 04-02-2007, 2:18 PM

That's awesome!

I wonder who's winning?

*slorider18* · 04-02-2007, 4:52 PM

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That's awesome!

I wonder who's winning?

Jesus

SamoanzRR · 04-02-2007, 5:23 PM

Whoaaa...... thats funny stuff.

*JeepinJeff* · 04-03-2007, 12:33 AM

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Jesus

not anymore, I went by 4 times today and honked for satan.

*slorider18* · 04-03-2007, 1:17 PM

maybe you just honked 8 times for Jesus.

*JeepinJeff* · 04-03-2007, 2:52 PM

foiled again. I would have gotten away with it had it not been for you meddling kids!

BMW.Nick · 04-04-2007, 3:38 PM

That's hilarious!!

Gerhardus501 · 01-22-2008, 9:53 AM

Satan and specially those who worship him or like him is absolutely prove that Jesus is KING!

Think about it, hello, if you believe in Satan, you must believe in Jesus, they come from the same Book!

The satanic bible teaches that humans are like animals, no life after death, so enjoy life and do what you want - wake up Satan is lying because if you believe in him then you also agree that he lived from the day that God created him and that means he can not die like an animal, but he wants you to believe that you will die like an animal?

JESUS IS KING AND satan HAS PROVED IT OVER AND OVER

God loves you all - please go to Him and let Him change your life through His Son Jesus.

dicknose · 01-22-2008, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Gerhardus501

Satan and specially those who worship him or like him is absolutely prove that Jesus is KING!

Think about it, hello, if you believe in Satan, you must believe in Jesus, they come from the same Book!

You could be jewish??

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The satanic bible teaches that humans are like animals, no life after death, so enjoy life and do what you want - wake up Satan is lying because if you believe in him then you also agree that he lived from the day that God created him and that means he can not die like an animal, but he wants you to believe that you will die like an animal?

Umm - unless you are saying Satan is a human then your argument makes no sense.
Because a God or angel can live forever doesnt mean humans do...

If God is all powerful, why doesnt he just stop Satan?
Is God so vain that he needs us to worship and believe in him?

I prefer the Easter bunny!

Gerhardus501 · 01-23-2008, 10:35 AM

God gave us a free will to choose, so yes if you prefer the Easter bunny, ok.

Please just consider the consequences, if you are wrong and end up before God at judgment day!

God loves you and I pray that you will make the right choice.

Go well and enjoy life anyway.

O and yes God did stop Satan on the Cross - the only thing that he can do to you and me is to temp us. The choice to give in or not is ours. God does not need our worship, He loves us so much that He wants to fill us with inner joy and peace and that can only come through a personal relationship with Him. Worshiping opens up our understanding of Him and as it it not a prerequisite, a real relationship with the Father always leads to worship. Please let us stop to argue about this, He loves you and once you open your heart for Him, He will reveal all to you and then only will and can you really understand His way.

Nice to talk to you,

Later then!

Gerhard

dicknose · 01-23-2008, 7:16 PM

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God gave us a free will to choose, so yes if you prefer the Easter bunny, ok.

Actually the Easter bunny gave us free will (and free chocolate - bonus!)

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Please just consider the consequences, if you are wrong and end up before God at judgment day!

Yes but saying "you have a lot to lose if you are wrong" is not a good way to decide religious beliefs.
Logically I can see its better odds to be Christian than atheist, but it still doesnt convince me that God exists.

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God does not need our worship, He loves us so much that He wants to fill us with inner joy and peace and that can only come through a personal relationship with Him. Worshiping opens up our understanding of Him and as it it not a prerequisite, a real relationship with the Father always leads to worship. Please let us stop to argue about this, He loves you and once you open your heart for Him, He will reveal all to you and then only will and can you really understand His way.

So Ill still go to heaven even if Im wrong and dont believe in him or worship him, but lead a basically good life?
No - I have to accept Jesus to go to Christian heaven. The religion requires me to worship.

Thats a good tactic for a religion - no point saying "there is a reward and anyone can get it even if they dont belong to our religion"

Gerhardus501 · 01-24-2008, 9:38 AM

The only way to God is through his Son Jesus, This is not a religion but rather a way of life but please arguments will not help. I know Him because of the relationship with Him. No good works helps here, but the relationship with the Father (through the Blood of Jesus) will lead to good deeds as it will become your hearts desire because of the love and work of the Holy Spirit.

Come one, please just make that decision and see what will happen! It is as easy as asking Jesus to come into your life and He promised that He will do that (Joh 3:16 For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.) KJV

Go well and may you be blessed while you experience the love of the Father.
Gerhard Grové

CBR929RE · 01-24-2008, 1:43 PM

but I want everlasting life on THIS planet. too bad there can be only one.

dicknose · 01-24-2008, 5:45 PM

So God does need our worship!!!

Again - it seems very strange to me the concept of an all powerful creator who wants or needs us to worship him.

I could understand a God appreciating good behaviour, but why would he care if we believe in him? Its certainly not like he puts enough evidence out that the majority of the world is convinced - there is no religion that dominates the world.
Yes Christians would say there is evidence, but so do Jews and Muslims. As do followers of other religions.

If the evidence was that clear and simple then there wouldnt be such a range of religions!

Italgirl1971 · 02-03-2008, 2:28 PM

Man was supposedly made in God's image, right? And man sins. Therefore, God must also sin.

When man sins he must repent for those sins to stay in God's good graces. But God does not need to.

Take a minute to think about the hypocricy involved in this. That ought be all the reason you need to not believe in any god.

dicknose · 02-03-2008, 8:58 PM

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Man was supposedly made in God's image, right? And man sins. Therefore, God must also sin.

Even I can bust that logic.

Man stopped being perfect - original sin!

Doesnt mean God sins.

lanbrown · 02-03-2008, 10:00 PM

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I prefer the Easter bunny!

He has been replaced:
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.c..._1988_20035944

Gerhardus501 · 02-04-2008, 10:31 AM

dicknose

This is Gerhard again, how are you today?

Tel me what bike do you enjoy the most and what are your roads in that nice country of yours like?

I understand that the temperatures or actually the weather in Australia is very similar to South Africa?

If God exist and He created your and my beautiful two countries, then He must be an awesome God, wouldn't you say?

When I ride my CBR1000RR, I cannot stop. The weekend before last I rode 1200 Km around the mountains and what a thrill! And that was in the Mpumalanga Province of South Africa, I understand that our coastline also has the most beautiful mountain passes. You should come and visit, I wish I could visit your country one day.

Nice talking to you

Later then

Gerhard.

dicknose · 02-04-2008, 9:26 PM

Thanks mate - Im keen to get over that way (maybe when the aussies cricket team next tours)

Ol' Gravy Leg · 02-04-2008, 9:44 PM

you guys ever heard of PRIVATE MESSAGES?!!

stop bumping an offensive thread title with a bum link which makes any discussion moot!!

BALDGONZO · 02-04-2008, 10:10 PM

Jesus loves you... Everone else thinks your an ass hole.

Ol' Gravy Leg · 02-04-2008, 10:25 PM

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Jesus loves you... Everone else thinks your an ass hole.

Hey everyone, look at me! I like to post bumper stickers. That's funny. I'm funny.

BALDGONZO · 02-04-2008, 10:35 PM

Your right, not funny at all

drewpy · 02-04-2008, 10:38 PM

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Jesus loves you... Everone else thinks your an ass hole.

funny **** right there...

Gerhardus501 · 02-05-2008, 9:47 AM

As a member of the CMA I am called to witness amongst the biker's community. Our mission is to reach out to all bikers, their families and friends.

With the type of comments on this thread I can see that it is not going to be easy but nevertheless, Jesus loves all of you and so do I, so I will not stop.

It is love that makes the world go around, the love of God that is. The Word of God tells the whole story, so please consider reading some of it. Be smart and be a man and worship Jesus!

Go well and next time anyone honks for Satan, you are a witness that Jesus is King!

kaoskd · 02-06-2008, 8:20 PM

You guys kill me. I'm in the philosophy of religion right now. The professor's first question was each individuals perception of GOD. We as dumb humans can only relate to ourselves and our surroundings so even in mythology we make those GODs in the shape of man or some animal we've seen. The best part of all is the original bible could only be truely understood by scholars now every TOM, DICK and HARRY think they can preach it. It could all be the biggest con of mankind. Basically there is no right or wrong, **** what society says, stop putting so much faith in what others say and believe in what you feel is right! I have my own personal relationship with GOD. It's gotten me through 35 years of life, 5 wars/conflicts, 3 wonderful children and 11 years of a marriage I wouldn't change for the world. Not bad for a guy that can't stand organized religion

dicknose · 02-06-2008, 8:41 PM

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