What!!!! You don't believe in Santa......are you crazy??
Let me help convince you that Santa exists.
First of all, good people believe in Santa Claus. Nice people. Don't you want to be good and nice? Why do you want to be cynical? Could Satan be covering your eyes from the truth?
Look, Santa has a history. Saint Nicholas was a living, breathing human being. He was written about. I can supply you with actual quotes and commentary if you'd like. In addition, there were innumerable eyewitnesses.
We KNOW Santa brought presents. This is a FACT. It's not in doubt.
We KNOW he did good deeds. You can't possibly doubt this.
Now, here's the tricky part: After Santa died, he rose again and now lives at the North Pole, where he is immortal. Every year he brings presents. Every single year. People would wake up, and...there would be the presents! Why? Because they BELIEVED.
Then people began to doubt. And you know what happened when they doubted? Santa stopped coming. And so today, we have to give each other presents instead. We do this over and over and over again and have, for hundreds of years, and will for a thousand years, or maybe even two thousand, or more...to show Santa our faith. If we hang in there long enough with it, Santa will come back and will give us the presents.
But guess what--people who DON'T believe will not only NOT get presents...but they will be thrown into a huge pit of fire. All day, every day. For eternity. Santa loves you! But if you don't believe in Santa he will kill you daily (figure that one out). He will turn his face away and party and keep playing with all the presents in the Place Where the Believers Went....but for you? You'll be screaming, begging and on fire but he'll just refuse to acknowledge you.
Too bad cbr! You should have believed.