Start your own Religion.

dr256 · 03-10-2009, 2:43 PM

So today I'm starting my own religion.

My Lord is called Tadeo.
He has total control.

His commandments are:
1. Thou shalt not fit cheap brake pads.
2. Thou shalt worship at my alter every sunday for at least 100 miles.
3. Thou shalt wash yourself free of salt and only imbibe superior coolants.
4. Thou shalt not worship false idols (Susuki, Yamaha etc etc)
5. Thou shalt read the Holy Manual of Honda daily and learn thy torque wrench settings.
6. Thou shalt worship at my alter in all weathers.
7. Thou shalt wear leather or Gortex at all times during worship.
8. Thou shalt double tape all seams less unholy water touch thine skin.
9. Thou shalt seek closeness to Him through the art of counter-steering.
10. Thou shalt praise Him for bungy hooks.

So you have two choices now. Bow down, join or be damned. Or of course feel free to start your own.

Ah-Baba

dr256 · 03-12-2009, 3:25 PM

I've started a new one today....its called Tumbleweed!!!

LoopyLee · 03-12-2009, 3:35 PM

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Originally Posted by dr256

I've started a new one today....its called Tumbleweed!!!

ok... what are Tumbleweed's commandments then?

dr256 · 03-13-2009, 6:31 AM

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Originally Posted by LoopyLee

ok... what are Tumbleweed's commandments then?

1. Thou shalt roll with the wind.
2. Thou shalt bump into things in a comedy fashion.
3. Thou shalt always be accompanied by dust.
4. Thou shalt cross the road just before any vehicle.
5. Thou shalt not have any control of where thy will cease thine passage.
6. Thou shalt seek out deserted towns.
7. Thou shalt always be available for bit parts in cowboy movies.
8. Thou shalt always appear while eyes twitch.
9. Thou shalt always be out of shot before the holy draw.
10. Thou shalt never play the lead!

vertical954rr · 03-27-2009, 7:48 PM

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The motorcycle is my shepherd;
I shall not want.
It maketh me burnout on black pavements;
It leadeth me beside busy freeways;
It restoreth my soul;
It leads me in the path of quickness for its names sake.
Yea I walk through the valley of rice, I shall fear no turbo, for Torque art with me;
Thy clutch and thy throttle they comfort me.
Thou preparest a Track for me
in the presense of mine enemies;
Thou hast anointed my engine with oil;
My bike overpowers.
Surely traction and victory shall follow me,
All the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in the house of the CC's, Forever.
Amen