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05-19-2004, 5:29 PM
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| Join Date: 06-19-2003 Location: concord,ca usa
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| The phone call that got Biaggi his Repsol sponsorship. WARNING-Racial/poor taste comments below,if you can't take a joke,don't read below! The text below was obtained from: http://www.motogpnews.tk/ HRC: Hello, Evil HRC Empire, how can we help you? Repsol: Oy! Put me through to someone who matters, preferably someone overweight and balding! HRC: Sorry, Mr Mamola is out at the moment. Can I put you through to an important nip instead? Repsol: Whatever. HRC: Connecting you sir, won't be a minute. [Background music whilst connecting = 'Want you back'] HRC: Hello Evil HRC Empire, a top nip speaking. Repsol: Oy! What's with us giving you all that bloody cash and seeing our sponsored bikes coming in with the ebbing Protons? HRC: I'm sure things will change around soon and your Repsol machines will be upfront. Repsol: What are you on about sushi-head? How long can we wait? Barros is dead dead wood and Hayden just isn't getting any better. In fact he's getting worse. HRC: Well what can you do? Repsol: What? Our bloody oil sales are dropping like Xaus'. How can we charge $45 per barrel when our product doesn't even look good enough to lubricate a door hinge. No. This can't go on. Things have got to change. HRC: What do you mean? Repsol: We want to sponsor a decent rider, one that can actually finish within 30 seconds of the leader. How about that moaning guy? HRC: Edwards? Repsol: No, not that ejit. That bearded guy with hayfever. HRC: Oh Biaggi? Repsol: That's it. Whack a few Repsol stickers on his bike and helmet and give him a decent bike. HRC: And if we don't? Repsol: Have you got Yamaha's number there? HRC: Consider it done. Anything else I can help you with? Repsol: Yeah, put me through to your spares department as I've knackered the wing mirror on my superdream. HRC: Connect you now sir... | |
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05-19-2004, 5:41 PM
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     Join Date: 02-10-2002 Location: Hoosierland, USA
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| Re: The phone call that got Biaggi his Repsol sponsorship.  knackered my wingmirror on my SuperDream.... 
__________________ Sith Apprentice CBR929 - VFR800 - VFR800 "There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one..." - Joey Dunlop |
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05-19-2004, 5:50 PM
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| Join Date: 06-13-2003 Location: Butte, MT
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| Re: The phone call that got Biaggi his Repsol sponsorship. Got a chuckle outa me! |
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05-20-2004, 8:29 AM
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| Join Date: 12-10-2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia
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| Re: The phone call that got Biaggi his Repsol sponsorship. not bad  |
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05-20-2004, 10:13 AM
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| Re: The phone call that got Biaggi his Repsol sponsorship.
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05-28-2004, 5:59 PM
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 Join Date: 05-31-2003 Location: United Kingdom
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| Re: The phone call that got Biaggi his Repsol sponsorship. I personally like the oil sales are dropping like Xaus' |
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