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Dani Caption Contest: Part 1
10-24-2006, 9:27 AM
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| Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 "Daneee, let's play hide the Chorizo."
"Squeal like a Puig for me Daneee!!!"
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10-24-2006, 9:53 AM
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#2 | | Just repeating what ever I hear...
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 <in Michael Jackson voice>
"How about a little Jesus Juice Dani?" |
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10-24-2006, 10:03 AM
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#3 | | Mr. Brownstone
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 O.K. RRWANTR, just for you I smile for thee peecture. But you must for me reemember thee wonderful experience een my motorhome. 
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10-24-2006, 10:05 AM
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 Alberto: Wait, just hold still... THERE! I can feel your lungs! |
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10-24-2006, 10:05 AM
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 How old is that picture? |
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10-24-2006, 10:08 AM
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 Quote:
Originally Posted by ND4SPD How old is that picture? | The statute of limitations hasn't expired, if that's what you're thinking.. |
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10-24-2006, 10:11 AM
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1  Once a sock cutter, always a sock cutter... 
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10-24-2006, 10:17 AM
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 Quote:
Originally Posted by CBRVFR The statute of limitations hasn't expired, if that's what you're thinking.. | I asked because of the Telefonica Movistar Honda background. |
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10-24-2006, 10:21 AM
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 It was the only "work safe" picture I could find of the Pod on the Puig's lap... 
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10-24-2006, 10:57 AM
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#10 | | Send Maple Clarice
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 But I eez smiling |
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10-24-2006, 11:32 AM
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#11 | | Blow me.
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 A leettle to de left Dani, I need to adjust my double bubble. |
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10-24-2006, 12:03 PM
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 Are you sure this is the way Charlie McCarthy started?
Is that really where you are supposed to stick your hand?  |
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10-24-2006, 12:08 PM
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#13 | | 2 up @ Grattan
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 I thought you said two strokes...not four!!! |
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10-24-2006, 12:10 PM
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 Quote:
Originally Posted by Baketech  Once a sock cutter, always a sock cutter...  | Threadjack.........what the hell is a "sock cutter"?? |
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10-24-2006, 1:07 PM
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 Quote:
Originally Posted by eyauch Threadjack.........what the hell is a "sock cutter"?? | MotoGP News
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10-24-2006, 5:51 PM
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 I see Bert, it is SO <ahhh> clear this <AHHHHH---oooh yeah> windsCREEEAM... |
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10-24-2006, 8:19 PM
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 For Christmas I would like to ruin Nicky's championship hopes. |
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10-24-2006, 8:21 PM
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#18 | | Every ride a gift...
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 "See, I told you I knew the secret way to make Dani finally smile!" |
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10-24-2006, 8:55 PM
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 I am unable to come up with a witty caption at the moment, but that picture makes me want to puke. The look on both their faces makes me want to bitch slap the both of them.  |
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10-24-2006, 9:00 PM
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 Quote:
Originally Posted by FASTEE For Christmas I would like to ruin Nicky's championship hopes. |
Now that's what I call a good first post.
How about - "Puig caught in the act - disgusting photographic evidence of pedrophilia; full story at 11:00" |
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10-24-2006, 9:25 PM
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#21 | | maybe because it does not really matter...........
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 "This seat is harder than i recall" |
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10-25-2006, 4:25 PM
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 Hey, Daneee, your riding style has improved so vedy much...
Tank yew, Berto, maybe now we continyew de talking for sponsorsheep with A Style??? |
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10-25-2006, 5:18 PM
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#23 | | MSF Ridercoach
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| Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1 Quote:
Originally Posted by eyauch Threadjack.........what the hell is a "sock cutter"?? |
I you haven't figured the joke after reading the story linked previously and all the people using the term so much in here then i will help you out with the proper translation sock cutter= COCK SUCKER... Have a nice day..
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10-25-2006, 8:43 PM
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