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Old 10-24-2006, 9:27 AM
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Dani Caption Contest: Part 1

"Daneee, let's play hide the Chorizo."

"Squeal like a Puig for me Daneee!!!"

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Old 10-24-2006, 9:53 AM
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Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1

<in Michael Jackson voice>

"How about a little Jesus Juice Dani?"
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:03 AM
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Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1

O.K. RRWANTR, just for you I smile for thee peecture. But you must for me reemember thee wonderful experience een my motorhome.

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Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1

Alberto: Wait, just hold still... THERE! I can feel your lungs!
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Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1

How old is that picture?
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:08 AM
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How old is that picture?
The statute of limitations hasn't expired, if that's what you're thinking..
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Once a sock cutter, always a sock cutter...
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The statute of limitations hasn't expired, if that's what you're thinking..
I asked because of the Telefonica Movistar Honda background.
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:21 AM
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Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1

It was the only "work safe" picture I could find of the Pod on the Puig's lap...
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:57 AM
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But I eez smiling
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Old 10-24-2006, 11:32 AM
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Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1

A leettle to de left Dani, I need to adjust my double bubble.
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Re: Dani Caption Contest: Part 1

Are you sure this is the way Charlie McCarthy started?

Is that really where you are supposed to stick your hand?

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I thought you said two strokes...not four!!!
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Once a sock cutter, always a sock cutter...
Threadjack.........what the hell is a "sock cutter"??
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I see Bert, it is SO <ahhh> clear this <AHHHHH---oooh yeah> windsCREEEAM...
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For Christmas I would like to ruin Nicky's championship hopes.
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"See, I told you I knew the secret way to make Dani finally smile!"
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I am unable to come up with a witty caption at the moment, but that picture makes me want to puke. The look on both their faces makes me want to bitch slap the both of them.
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For Christmas I would like to ruin Nicky's championship hopes.

Now that's what I call a good first post.



How about - "Puig caught in the act - disgusting photographic evidence of pedrophilia; full story at 11:00"
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"This seat is harder than i recall"
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Hey, Daneee, your riding style has improved so vedy much...

Tank yew, Berto, maybe now we continyew de talking for sponsorsheep with A Style???
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Threadjack.........what the hell is a "sock cutter"??

I you haven't figured the joke after reading the story linked previously and all the people using the term so much in here then i will help you out with the proper translation sock cutter= COCK SUCKER... Have a nice day..
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