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Old 08-10-2006, 10:28 AM
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"Four Married Guys going to the track..."
Four married guys go to a track day. During lunch, the following conversation
took place in the paddock:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
track riding this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build
her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to eat lunch when they realized that the fourth guy has not said
a word.

So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to
be able to come track riding this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut
off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Go to the race track or Sex?"

And she said, "Wear your back protector."



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Old 08-10-2006, 10:31 AM
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Old 08-10-2006, 10:42 AM
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Awesome! but true...
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Old 08-10-2006, 10:42 AM
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Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut
off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Go to the race track or Sex?"

That's why I was an hour late for tech.


Fixed that for you...
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Old 08-10-2006, 11:19 AM
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So true...
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:10 PM
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Did I tell you my story at grattan??
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:32 PM
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Some people just have it to rough, hahaha!! My wife takes every oportunity to get me out of the house
 
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Old 08-11-2006, 9:21 AM
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You know........it works both way.
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too funny...
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Old 08-11-2006, 9:38 AM
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Fixed that for you...
That's what I'm talking about.
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Old 08-11-2006, 10:00 AM
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Fixed that for you...
That's much closer to reality.
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Fixed that for you...
But, um, doesn't that kill the punch line.

Or is this an inside joke?
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