Raccoon. Seriously?

Maxsurgeon15 · 04-25-2008, 1:45 PM

Heres an idea, we can all become cow kamikaze's and sacrifice our bikes for the sake of crashing into cows and then turn it from fireblades.org to beeffrombikes.org and sell the beef, and make cute little cow blankets.

dr256 · 04-29-2008, 6:07 AM

McHonda anyone?
Would you like flies with that sir?

bjay51d · 04-29-2008, 2:34 PM

I seen some ill **** on the hwy today there was a deer that looked like it had its head/neck removed by a scaple

Surffrog · 04-30-2008, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by bjay51d

I seen some ill **** on the hwy today there was a deer that looked like it had its head/neck removed by a scaple

Now that's some precision deer culling going on there. I'll bet his vehicle doesn't even look like it's been in an accident

tristincraig07 · 04-30-2008, 1:12 AM

"What does racoon taste like?"

what else?? chicken!!

dr256 · 04-30-2008, 5:27 AM

This man knows....

BBC Inside Out - Roadkill diners

Could be a good way of getting out on the bike more - "darling I'm just off to run over diner"

Mr DB · 04-30-2008, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by dr256

This man knows....

BBC Inside Out - Roadkill diners

Could be a good way of getting out on the bike more - "darling I'm just off to run over diner"

Now thats disgusting, but if he has the stomach for it, the cool. Free meat. and you can get a variety. That certainly wouldnt work in my house, especially with the misses..

Maxsurgeon15 · 04-30-2008, 1:52 PM

I've heard of picking up deer thats been hit but anything else just kind of seems... Out there

bjay51d · 04-30-2008, 2:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Surffrog

Now that's some precision deer culling going on there. I'll bet his vehicle doesn't even look like it's been in an accident

Someone said it was probly a hunter that came along and wanted its head for the mantel

LoopyLee · 04-30-2008, 3:08 PM

But why not.. if you hit it and killed it you know its gonna be really fresh...

A couple of things to remember if you are going to eat the things you hit..

a.. they have to be edible in the first place, mind you most things are so thats not much of an issue..

b.. they have to look vaguely like they did when they were up and about.. after all no amount of cordon-bleu-trickery if going to be able to make a meal out of something that is as flat as a pancake!!!

c.. you have to try and make sure there are no 'additives'.. eg bits of tarmac etc..

other than that.. why not???

Mr DB · 04-30-2008, 4:36 PM

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Originally Posted by LoopyLee

But why not.. if you hit it and killed it you know its gonna be really fresh...

A couple of things to remember if you are going to eat the things you hit..

a.. they have to be edible in the first place, mind you most things are so thats not much of an issue..

b.. they have to look vaguely like they did when they were up and about.. after all no amount of cordon-bleu-trickery if going to be able to make a meal out of something that is as flat as a pancake!!!

c.. you have to try and make sure there are no 'additives'.. eg bits of tarmac etc..

other than that.. why not???

And people call me country

Sideshow bob · 04-30-2008, 4:42 PM

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Originally Posted by LoopyLee

b.. they have to look vaguely like they did when they were up and about.. after all no amount of cordon-bleu-trickery if going to be able to make a meal out of something that is as flat as a pancake!!!

Unless you're planning pancake surprise!!

Surffrog · 05-05-2008, 3:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

Unless you're planning pancake surprise!!

You beat me to it!

TattooedGQ · 05-05-2008, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Sideshow bob

Unless you're planning pancake surprise!!

Make sure you put some syrup on it and do the pancake dance!