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People's favourite one liner jokes.

Because the world is just too serious.
Let's hear some funny sh1t guys and gals.
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Just found the joke thread. Twat. 🤘😎
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Just found the joke thread. Twat. 🤘😎


Was just going to reply that we have a joke thread

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Re: People's favourite one liner jokes.

Bloody hell! This is funny before it even gets started!!
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Re: People's favourite one liner jokes.

what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
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I'm not gonna ruin it, but I love that one mate.....
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Re: People's favourite one liner jokes.

Two parrots sat on a perch - one say to the other "can you smell fish?"
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You can't peanut butter your cock into a stripper....
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A stripper... Sure lol.

Do you know why you never see elephants hiding in trees?
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Re: People's favourite one liner jokes.

it's because they're so good at it.

anywho, we were at lowes when my wife said we should get a new dish washer. so i said "i'd love a new model but... where is she going to sleep?"
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