I have come across this joke on a different bike site...thought I would share. Enjoy.
An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his penis?"
"Well, For one, I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Second, once in a while, I like to play with my money. Third, I like how money feels in my hand and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want