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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
And... Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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I have been asimilated
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The whip's a-crackin' already. Didn't even tie the knot yet
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The whip's a-crackin' already. Didn't even tie the knot yet
yes, but friends dont let friends ride goldwings (j/k)

THATS a pillion bike for sure!
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Resistance If Futile.
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yes, but friends dont let friends ride goldwings (j/k)

THATS a pillion bike for sure!
Those friends live in the dark.
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Re: luscious apples

figment that sounds like something my shrink used to say. However I prefer...What do women and dog crap have in common?
















The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Dano

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