Originally Posted by stegen
I see his tiny ass behind this huge desk sitting on inflated ass rings in his chair to get him up to the top of the desk so he can type. His beady little eyes glimmering ever so slightly from the glare of the computer screen. Being his is a lonely little man, his is talking to himself and his computer about this weekends plans.
This, my friends, is a midget in distress.
Now what did I do to bring on this
tirade?! stegen, I may be shorter than you, but I just bet I can kick your ass!
- I am a pretty wiry sort! First of all, I am NOT a tiny ass sitting behind a desk, secondly, I don't have beady eyes (you must be thinking of Major Frank Burns, aka Ferret Face), and thirdly I ain't lonely!
And fourthly, take some grammar lessons, goddammit! What's with the "his" instead of "he"?!
stegen, this tiny assed, beady eyed, lonely little phuck is gonna kick your ass for this one!