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post #1 of 3 Old 05-04-2004, 9:19 AM Thread Starter
 
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Harleys and picking up chicks. It's a joke.

> Subject: The Chicken and the Horse
>
> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to
play together.
>
> One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and
began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for
the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to
the farm.
>
> Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but
to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with
a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>
> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
chicken arrive on the shiny Harley. He managed to get a
hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
>
> After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike,
the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid
of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
>
> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the
farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he
returned.
>
> The friendship between the two animals was cemented; best buddies,
best pals.
>
> A few weeks latter the chicken fell into a mud pit soon he too
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The
horse thought a moment, walked over & straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath he told the chicken to grab his "thing"
and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip
& the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
>
> Moral of the story ??????? (Yes, there is a moral.)
>
> "When you're hung like a horse you don't need a Harley to pick up
chicks. "

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Re: Harleys and picking up chicks. It's a joke.

how did the chicken tie the rope? she doesn't have any hands
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Re: Harleys and picking up chicks. It's a joke.

bubba, it's a JOKE.

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