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post #1 of 4 Old 06-16-2003, 8:36 PM Thread Starter
 
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Re: Joke

A farm-hand was out checking fences in his four-wheel drive when he hit a
pig. He radioed the farm for advice.

'The pig is stuck in the bulbar and still alive but kicking and squealing so
much I can't get it free' he said.

'Okay,' said the farmer. 'In the back of the 4x4 there's a .303. Put it up
to the pig's head and shoot it. When its body goes all limp you'll be able
to get it off the bullbar and throw it into the bush.'

About 45 minutes later the farm-hand called in again: ' I did what you
said,
boss. I shot the pig in the head, it went all limp and I got it out of the

bullbar, no problem. But I still can't go on.

'Why not?' Asked the farmer. 'What's the problem?'

'Well it's his motorbike; the blue light is jammed under the wheel-arch'


PS This 'joke' was told to me by a traffic cop
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Re: Joke

guess nobody found this funny.
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Re: Joke

I think its funny
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Re: Joke

It's not to bad, whats funny is a cop told it
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