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post #1 of 22 Old 06-26-2003, 9:51 AM Thread Starter
 
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I get up this morning to go to work, everything is honkey dorey. When I'm done with breakfest I hear my son (22 months) calling for me, so I go upstairs and my mother in law who is visiting wants to cut me off at the pass.
I tell her to not worry, I'll grab Joe cause I won't see him much today. I'm holding him and talking to him, change the diaper, all that good stuff. I need to leave so I bring him into my room, give him to my wife and say I'll be right back.
I go into the office, grab my keys, and head back to my room to kiss the wife and wish her a happy anniversary. I walk back into the room and who is in my bed, on my side!!!!!!
Not Goldie Locks, that's for sure. My G%d Damned Mother in law is laying in my bed on my side!!! WTF is that all about
Between that and taking my place at the dinner table last night for dinner, ,I'm going to kill her so to all of you who like your outlaws I say

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Re: *^$^in Monster In Law

Dude that is kinda weird. Sounds like someone (your M in L) has some issues to resolve.

But I'm lucky. My mother in law absolutely rules. I love her. I wish she were my mom. I can see my mom being like your mother in law.

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Thanks kinda weird...you must be the sperm, and thats all your good for!

Thats lame as all hell

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Re: *^$^in Monster In Law

That's too weird. Talk to your wife about it and have her lay down the rules to her mother. A bed is very personal space. Sounds like the Monster In-Law is trying to get between you and your wife. It's your house so she has to abide by your rules....now it's your turn to lay down the law.

I don't know how you didn't ask her WTF she was doing in your bed but I applaud you for being able to not say anything. I would have been too.
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Was she laying down IN the bed as if she were going to sleep there? If so, yeah thats a little too much.

I think the worse is how some mothers are with their sons and how they try to 'compete' with the wife.
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Is your mother-in-law hawt?
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ConqSoft : Is your mother-in-law hawt?
You see there Conq... there's a line man... and you just crossed it She's is 100% not hawt.....

HG - I've had to tell her to mind her business when I'm disciplining my son. I tell her to ignore the tantrums, she doesn't. She has never really liked me because I'm the reason her little girl moved from Philly to CA. Problem is that she is young and raised my wife as her friend not a daughter, so they have this weird little relationship, and when they are together, I am shutout.
And yes, she was under the covers. I now have to burn the sheets and possible get a new mattress.......... The pillow is a total loss

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Crash : I now have to burn the sheets and possible get a new mattress.......... *The pillow is a total loss
Isn't an exorcism a little more involved than that?


Yeah, a little weird...

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ConqSoft : Is your mother-in-law hawt?
That's what I was going to ask. *She's either trying to run your marriage or she wants a little errr-eeee-errrr-eeee-errrr-eeee from you.



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ER : Quote (ConqSoft @ June 26 2003, 11:00am)Is your mother-in-law hawt?
That's what I was going to ask. *She's either trying to run your marriage or she wants a little errr-eeee-errrr-eeee-errrr-eeee from you.
Oh gawd..... I feel sick.......

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2OHOH2954 : Quote (Crash @ June 26 2003, 11:13am)I now have to burn the sheets and possible get a new mattress.......... *The pillow is a total loss
Isn't an exorcism a little more involved than that?


Yeah, a little weird...
Well instead of Holy Water, I have a Holy Plane Ticket... she's gone in two days and a wake up!!!!!

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Re: *^$^in Monster In Law

Just ride it out man, as you said... She'll be gone in a few...

And if when she's around, you get shutout, you need to consult with your wife about that. F that.

Way to stand up to her too when disciplining your child. You are responsible for them, not her. Way to go!

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Crash : when they are together, I am shutout.
Sounds like a good excuse to ride more while she is there!!!

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Re: *^$^in Monster In Law

i would pull out the 'if you want to stay under my roof then it is my rules'. but hey that may be the reason i was divorced after a few months at 23 but hey my mother inlaw was the shi/ my wife was the monster . my father in law even warned me not to marry his daughter lol should have listened




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