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post #1 of 25 Old 05-28-2004, 11:07 PM Thread Starter
 
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and just when i think nothing can suprise me.....

i just got out of a management meeting in work and got this hysterical tidbit of info: this morning a temp employee had to be escorted out of the facility because right in the middle of his shift right at his work station he decided to remove his meat from his pants and begin to jerk off..... hmmm.... what makes a person decide to do this at that exact place and time ??? i never in my life thought that anyone would top what happened here last summer when someone decided to take a crap in the warehouse.... once again a temp worker, is that how these places screen the caliber of employees they hire ?

any of you guys experience anything similar in work ? im sure the officer among our group here have seen it all....

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'
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Sorry, I am speechless at the moment...
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When i was about 18 I was in court for a traffic ticket, and the guy who went before me appartently was in the parking lot of the local grocery store, pulled it out and stared spanking in front of this woman. Crazy people.
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It's always a delight when boneheads on our construction sites decide to relieve themselves in toilets that aren't yet hooked up - or sometimes in bathtubs that aren't working yet either. Disgusting!
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I can already see the lawsuit, and those smokers better get ready to share their 'designated areas'
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It wasn't stegen was it

Do unto others, before some prick does it to you!

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It wasn't stegen was it
its odd cuz somehow i knew my name would come up somewhere in this thread
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Re: and just when i think nothing can suprise me.....

that is freakin hilarious. and to answer your question - NO this does not happen at my workplace.

where do you work - at a restaurant?
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where do you work - at a restaurant?

nope not even close, i work at a very well respected plastic tube manufacturer

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nope not even close, i work at a very well respected plastic tube manufacturer

plastic tubes can take a little love juice, not food
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Re: and just when i think nothing can suprise me.....

Saw a guy light his pecker on fire for a collective $8.00 from the crew. It was quite the spectacle seeing him put it out. He wasn't fired for it, just a bunch of bored men looking for something to do for a laugh.



I won't elaborate on what I've seen at work on calls. Ok, just one.....saw a guy shoot small carrots out his ass after dousing himself with bug spray while he was naked and claimed to be infested. Bad acid trip.

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Re: and just when i think nothing can suprise me.....

whoa... I can't top either of those.

I do remember my first job when I was 14... one of our Wendy's customers decided to take a crap in the bathroom... too bad they didn't use the toilet. Thank GOD it wasn't my duty to clean up the bathrooms that day! The worst I get at work today is most (probably 2/3) of the people don't wash their hands after using the facilities - these are my clients which makes me not want to shake hands. I guess the Japanese have it right and a simple bow will do.

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whoa... I can't top either of those.

I do remember my first job when I was 14... one of our Wendy's customers decided to take a crap in the bathroom... too bad they didn't use the toilet. Thank GOD it wasn't my duty to clean up the bathrooms that day! The worst I get at work today is most (probably 2/3) of the people don't wash their hands after using the facilities - these are my clients which makes me not want to shake hands. I guess the Japanese have it right and a simple bow will do.

Shake their hands? If you lived in Quebec you'd have to kiss them, in good old French tradition
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Shake their hands? If you lived in Quebec you'd have to kiss them, in good old French tradition
Have you seen the women in Quebec? This isn't such a bad tradition after all.

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