3rd time in 2 months I get the phonecall:
"hun did you buy something from a guy in Arkansas?"
"I don't know, it looks like it's leaking something though, and smells funny.."
"did you open it?"
"no!! I don't know if I should call the police or you are buying more crap off ebay, do you remember buying anything recently?"
"I think I might have..if I knew what it was."
"great, well I'll leave it on the sidewalk and hopefully we will both still be here when you get home.."
Then I spend the next few hours of my day (banned from www and personal email) trying to recall exactly what the hell I may have bought
. But it is always like Christmas when I get home and discover some new piece of random crap I really don't need, like brakes for a car that doesen't need them yet, or fuel hose in amounts I have no idea what even I would do with it...ahh the joys of the insomniac e-bayer.
I know I'm not alone, whats the absolute WORST useless crap you have ever bought there? mine was a used freaking water bottle - I think I bid because I thought it was new, then realized it wasn't..but was already in a bid war and had just won. Now I was paying 15$ for a USED water bottle (hyd. system actually) that was like 2 years old...I just moved the box from the loading dock to the trash, but I won!!
Just frightened me that there was at least 1 other person out there that wanted this thing, gross.