Re: LMAO at something I saw yesterday
We have an annual "Devil's night" party (the night before Halloween for non-Michigan residents) and one of the recurring themes is the "Dahmer Driveway". After everyone has arrived, a few key personnel litter our 1/4 mile long driveway with phony body parts including: sawed in half torsos, hands, arms, legs etc. When the party goers leave for the evening, they have to drive over all of these to get out of the driveway. A few years ago, a good friend and client left with his wife and son and made a stop at the Walmarts close to their house to pick up a few items before going home. When they came out of the store, there were abut 5 local police cars surrounding the car and the local CSU van parked directly behind it. My friend asked one of the officers what was going on and was told that someone reported a human leg dragging below the car they were surrounding and obviously had to investigate. It took a minute to register, then he started laughing (much to the amazement of the officer he was talking to). While he tried to explain what had happened, someone yelled "It's just a frickin phony leg stuck on the brake line!".
Needless to say, this story gets retold every year at the party . . .