We need a holiday, damnit!
Ok women have Valentine's day, they also get Mother's day. Now men get Father's day, but what is that like a tie and she actually cooks dinner?
We need the equivalent to Valentine's day for men. National get laid day or Man's day. All these holidays ever year, and not one for the single man, or men in general, unless you are a daddy, it's not even. On this day your woman should go down on you, lick on your sack, make you a sandwich, and not talk so much (Dave Chapelle reference). What say thee?